SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Lysanne
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Welcome to the online dating games. Round one consists of approach and creativity. Only a few will make it to round two. More often than not I will just kill u off in my mind after ur silly hey or whats up and u will cease to exist to me. If you are lucky enough to make it to round two you will progress to the possibility of a date. Round two is a lightning round. It is where you show me your passion, skill and conversational abilities. Onto round three. The first date. It is your time to shine. Just remember that other people are also competing for my prize. Very few will make it past this point as weakness is apparent in today's man. If by slim chance you do, you begin to unlock the codes to the next game. :) Real life. Make it memorable.
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Ellis
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I am lookin for someone that is loyal n honest
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Tamesha
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
First off I'll say this ..if you look like you haven't showered in a week pleaase don't think for a second that I will respond to you.. too many guys on these sites try to impress with their shrek looking photos but I'll just say that is not attractive. Secondly, don't msg me if you aren't looking for a relationship or actually want to meet me and get to know me. Tired of timid men who want to play phone tag and make excuses.So anyway I was bored and thought maybe I should tune the people of meetville into Nikkiland aka Awesometown.. the story goes like this.. I was born.. and the world rejoiced but seriously, I was born and I got bigger like most people do ..unless ur a midget.. (just sayin!) and I became a grown up (well that's what they told me anyhow!. he ain't afraid to tell you!) .. and I like to hang out with the people whom I call friends.. (they are kinda cool too!) .. but I'm really all around kinda awesome and if you don't believe me just hang out with me sometime.. cuz then you'll eh.. she IS awesome! the end! ..apparently a few people are curious about the brain in this beauty.. (that was a sad attempt at tryin to be cleaver! haha) well first off I am the mother of two son's who are 15 and 2 and two daughters who are 12 and 10. I just want to say right off the bat that I'm not one of those chics who will let you **** her till the right guy comes along (and yes I am pretty picky).. I am not full of myself and dislike people who are! I am very silly and I love laughing and making others laugh..even if it means actin a fool sometimes (well truthfully i act a fool a lot of the time) I am really down to earth .. I eat all my food and I don't fret over being fat. I can be girly but I'm mostly a tomboy and i love to flirt... and i like people for who they are inside not based on what they look like on the outside (although the tall geeky guys kinda turn me on). I like to do a lot .. pretty much whatever sounds fun at the moment.. well I'll be doing that! Some may wonder what a girl like me is doing with her life... also trying to become the next millionaire so I can make mean ppl suffer. Something I'm really good at is breathing.. I know that not everyone has a talent like mine but we can't all be special you know! The first thing ppl usually notice about me is that I am in fact not a midget.. just incredibly awesome. Six things I could never live without (because apparently you only get six as an unwritten rule):0) my kids (except on the days when they are raging, hormonal, mouthy teenagers..those days I could live without) (this one is zero because it goes without saying, it's like the unspoken 7th***oxygen (so I can breath and stuff..***money (so I can buy things like food, and clothes, etc.***food ( so I don't starve***love (cuz I think I would go insane if I didn't love something or someone***entertainment (i.e. my kids, movies, music, naked dancers.. etc.)6)humor (cuz if I was serious all the time.. I'd end up killing ppl.. kinda like Hitler did maybe ::shrugs:: except I wouldn't single out Jewish ppl.. everyone would have the same fate..::evil laugh.. then a cough::) Simple but fun.