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Robbi, 34

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About Me

Lets all face it. Dating sucks. You get all dressed up, super nervous, maybe a couple of anxiety attacks, throw up....and that's all before the door bell rings, and you meet this person face to face for the very first time. It takes exactly 5 seconds to realize that all the drama you put yourself through before that moment was worthless, because you have no plans to ever see this person again. They are not what you wanted or expected, and now you have to deal with going out? The phrase "lets just be friends", is a mood killer for everyone. Its someone's way of letting you off the hook "easily". The problem with online dating, is that the only thing you have to go on are pictures. Nobody is real. Everyone puts their best pics on their profiles, so generally what you see isn't what you get unless you are prepared to give that date twenty minutes alone in the bathroom mirror so they can find the best part of themselves before facing you again.Yet, after countless failed dates, I find myself trying this again. Hoping for a slight moment in time that there is maybe even one person out there for me. Why am I single? Because no one has been good enough? Because Im an ***hole? Who knows. I say what I mean and mean what I say, because I never want someone to accuse me of being someone I am not. I don't like flowers. I don't own jewelry. I don't need "stuff". What I do want however, is to finally finally find my true love. True love you say? Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Why not! I am a single parent of one child. She is almost 4. I am 33, turning 34. My longest relationship has been a year. And I have had 2 of them. Not a lot. You see, I don't need a man. I want a man. But I want a real man. No lies. No bullshit. Just truth. I like clean cut, work hard, play hard type of men. Someone who is romantic, and can actually love. I will love you until my heart explodes. I want that in return. Im not looking for sex. That comes after commitment. Lots of it!!!!! I don't care about age. Yes, I do care about looks...Im human.What do I like to do? Ill show you during football season. Nothing like a little friendly competition.....(its not really friendly, just my attempt at luring you in)If you have made it through my profile, please, send an *** do you have to lose? I mean we are already all online dating....haha. 5 minutes. Meet somewhere near my house, so that I can come straight home and drink a martini after deciding that I don't want to talk to you again...haha.OR after those 5 minutes, go do something fun. I like to laugh until I pee myself. All about the class baby.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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