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Saige, 28

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About Me

So about me...I can and will turn doing mundane tasks into a songI'm known mostly for my inappropriate and sarcastic sense of humorI can't stand stillI have 7 tattoos and want moreI love pretty much all musicI want to have an English bulldog one dayI hate oysters. How can something that feels like a cold booger be sexy?I'm completely aware of how unsexy using the word booger in a dating profile isI still signal big trucks to pull the horn during car tripsSometimes I break out into interpretive dance/strange "dancing" to relieve boredomI'm a nurse and no, I will not give you a bed bathI will read your profile before responding to your ***, so if your message is just "hi, how are you?" I hope you have something more interesting to say in your profile or I probably won't respondI'm sarcastic and loud but also the sweetest girl you'll ever meetI miss field trips in school. I want to go back to those zoos, aquariums and museumsSo if you're awesome, I'd love to hear from you...I'm pretty awesome myself :) Something fun but no pressure. Maybe a field trip! Just somewhere we can relax, have fun and get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ghislain

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Hi,I own a cleaning business,which keeps me very busy.I have a 3 yr old daughter who also keeps me very busy,and is my world.I enjoy working out,running,tanning,occasionally going out with friends,socializing,shopping is probably my favorite hobby,that I am best at!!Want to know more just ask,oh and please dont message me if ur not serious about a relationship.Thanks and have a nice day!

  • Roz

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Look no further, you have arrived!Smart, educated female seeks the same in counterpart.I'm smart, funny, outgoing. Love trying new things. Love a variety of foods, work out but not religiously, enjoy different experiences life has to offer. Did the shore house thing, skydiving, etc.Now I like to spend my time at the park with my dog, hiking, beach, playing fun games with friends. Dating gets harder the older you get. I just want to find someone that we can find shared interests, be comfortable together and it will hopefully turn into something long term.Someone to go apple picking with, amusement parks, hike, tennis, wine tasting, etc.Not looking to rush into anything like tomorrow, but do want to know it can head somewhere if we share a connection. Not to difficult, right?FYI Please take into consideration that I am 5'10" and date men taller than me. I am good looking and you should be as well so we can make beautiful babies. Hahahahahahaha #justkidding Lets see if we make it past coffee =)

  • Trecia

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I just moved to the area from upstate NY and I'm really enjoying exploring the city. I'm a pretty independent person so I've been going out and doing things on my own and meeting some good friends in the process, which is good because I don't really know anyone here :) Ultimately I would like a relationship but I'm also looking to meet great people so I wouldn't need to rush into anything more serious.I'd describe myself as a thoughtful and easy going person who more often than not puts others before myself. For me, joy comes from making other people happy. I know everyone has their own baggage, but I'm not into drama, so you won't get any of that from me. During the week after work I like to do various things like go to the gym and do zumba/yoga etc, trivia/bingo night, sing karaoke or watch live music. I love to sing for fun, and music is my passion...between listening, singing, or playing piano there's not a moment that goes by where it's not involved in what I'm doing. And since my taste in music is all over the map, mainly because I just appreciate it and find something good in everything, you never know what song might come out of my speakers next.My other hobbies include playing softball, hiking, going on road trips and exploring new areas, reading, going to concerts, traveling and visiting new breweries. In a relationship I'm looking for a man who makes me believe that chivalry isn't dead. Someone who inspires me and pushes me to be a better person. I'm a very loyal and honest person and would expect the same in return. An ideal first date for me would start off with dinner to get to know one another and then for the rest of the night to be completely spontaneous and see where it takes us :)I love craft beer so maybe trying out a new brewery?I've never been to a professional football game so I think that would be a fun date.

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