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Ofelia, 26

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About Me

Damn Yankee. Former/future newspaper reporter. Artist. Musician. Pear-shaped. Straight forward - I do not play games, I don't care how attractive you are.If you're not on here with the eventual goal of meeting someone to get to know, date and potentially build a relationship with, don't message me - i.e. if you're looking for casual/NSA/fwb/short-term/no commitment, I'm not the one and you should move on.My ideal guy is white with tattoos and facial hair. And head hair. Taller than me, motorcycle +1 brownie point. +2 if you know the music reference my title is from (song or band). ***only. I have curves and I'm not attracted to super skinny guys, nor am I attracted to meatheads. If you can't spell or speak like an adult, move *** KingDonnie Darko30 Rock / The Walking DeadLed ZeppelinThai***friendly. You don't have to be but do need to be fine with it. Something low key with easy exit strategies if either one of us isn't feeling it. When we have a chance to get the awkward first meeting out of the way, we can talk about something more fun if there's a next time.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Larraine

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Hey stranger! I'm just giving this a shot to see what it's like.. Just got out of a relationship a few months ago and looking for legit people to spend some time with! Love every kind of music.. Definitely a country girl at heart, painting, bonfires, cooking, the gym and just chillin.. Occasional bar goer :) pretty easy going girl I must say! I love a good thunderstorm, obsessed with sunsets and fall is my favorite time of year by far! Definitely the type that will try basically anything once! If I sound like someone you'd get along with.. Send a message this way!

  • Leon

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you. And then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your life. You give them all of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love doesn't take prisoners or leave survivors. It gets inside you. It consumes your soul and leaves you crying in the darkness it is done with you. And that lonliness turns into a glass splinter that works its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in your mind. Not just in your imagination. It's a soul-hurt, and it gets under your skin, spreads through your veins, muscles and bones. Into every corner of your body. And it rips you apart. I'm not sure what to say about myself, seems like that should be discussed in person. I have a very specific idea of what I'm looking for, and where I'm going in life. A couple of things...Do not ask to come to my house, do not ask me to come to yours to "cuddle and watch a movie." If we haven't met, it's not going to happen.Do not expect a hook up. I don't have sex before monogamy, so don't even try.Don't ask me to hang out, then make me decide what to do. I want a man who can make some decisions.If you don't have a job, or don't have a car, I'm not interested. I'm not a sugar momma, and I'm not a chauffeur.Don't ask for my number "to text." I don't do the endless texting thing... there's no point.It's nothing personal, I'm just not physically attracted to black men... but I'll talk to pretty much anyone :)I'm not putting this up to be mean, there are a lot of creepers on here... that being said, I'm a city girl at heart, if you're a good ol' country boy, chances are we won't get along. I want to live in a big city after graduation. It's just what I love.So hit me up :) Surprise me :) I want to see how much effort you put into it...

  • Khloe

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm politically incorrect all the way. I love offensive humor, outlaw/old country, punk rock, and metal. I hate drama, whiny folks, the EPA, the IRS, increased gubment, most Juggalos/ettes. I love motorcycles, old cars, drag racing, speedways, fairs, dive bars, good shows, road trips, strip clubs, shooting guns...Tattoos are my addiction. Getcha pull. Shooting guns, eating chicken wings, go-karts, dive bar, maybe a good show.

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