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Sanaa
Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I made the mistake of taking a mans word that he was looking for a relationship and out of courtesy I deleted my profile, which I must say was very well written and CLEARLY stated what I want and do not want. He obviously did not read it because he would have never started a relationship with me knowing he could NOT put the effort into one. SO this is my new and improved profile. READ IT. I will not respond to anyone who doesnt. And believe me I will know. I there are ways =) Do not send me a single word message I will delete it. So no hi,hey,hello or anything that everyone else gets. Be original. Yummy, You are sexy and all that will get you deleted. Seriously make an effort boysPLEASE EXIT this profile if you: have ex drama of ANY kind, You have NO time to make an effort for a relationship, you are not ready for a relationship, You dont have a job, You are NOT caucasian, under 5 ' 9 You do drugs or you want a ONE NIGHT STAND!!!! Please do not waste my time or yours. IF your profile main pic is you and a dead animal, we probably wont match!!! Hunting is fine but as your profile pic, come on....Now that I got the brutal **** part out of the way I can now be ME!!!!I want someone fun and outgoing. He needs to make me laugh so hard my stomache hurts. I need him to be a man and hold his hand out when I fall but still giggle at the fact that I fell because i do that often. Make me feel wanted and needed, it takes a simple little text to say HEY im busy ill text you later. If you cant do that we wont work. I need to know that im at least a priority, not first but important.. I sing loudly in the car to really lame songs, I need a guy who will call me a dork but smile because he thinks its cute that im singing like a nerd. I DO not want Brad Pitt but come on guys if you dont think there has to be an attraction then you are kidding yourself. I love sports and you should too. I dont have a problem getting dirty then throwing on the black dress and going out with my man.I have two boys, you will come second to them. ALWAYS. I do not need a man to take care of me, I have a job, my own place and i can do this on my own. I want a partner in crime, someone who will put me in my place and be glad he chose me. Romance never killed anyone guys.Put forth half the effort and you will get that in return, if I feel neglected or *** will move on.Im 36 years old, I am soooo done with the games, my goal is to meet someone i click with and settle down and live happily ever after, Not today maybe not tomorrow but eventually. Midget mud wrestling, need I say more....No I will NOT come to your house for the first date, Think of something original because I am unlike any woman you will meet.
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Edris
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
But if you don't ask for what you want you don't get it!!Damn! I have pictures up why don't you? Don't waste my time if you can't show your face. Second, I don't respond to messages if you have "intimate encounters" as your intent!! There are other sites for that and for lousy cheating spouses too. So on your way!Words to Live ByLife should not be a journey to the grave with the intentions of arriving safely in an attractive, well preserved body, but ratherto skid in sideways, champagne in one hand... strawberries in the other, bodythoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO!"I have a wicked sense of humour, I love to travel and explore. I am honest and respectful and expect the same in return. I like adventure and love being challenged intellectually. I love romance,candlelight and cuddling. ;)I've been through the wars but I'm a survivor and I'm looking for a drama free future. I'm NOT looking for a husband! Been there, done that, learned the lessons. I don't want to be supported nor support someone! I do want a monogamous relationship I just don't want someone else ruling my world. If you don't know what that means look it up and don't bother me! I'm not bitter just a realist and independent. I'm a total wine and foodie! Music- Movies- romantic comedies and quirky indi movies. Action adventure and comedy. Quinten Tarintino is my favourite director. There really isn't much I don't like... Except things like UFC and video games! But if that's your thing have at 'er, just not with me. Oh and yes, I almost forgot NO WORKAHOLICS! If you are too busy to get to know someone and move forward in or out, depending on the sparks, of a relationship pass me by. I've spent too many years waiting and that is no more. Partner in crime best describes who I'm looking for...we're so hilarious together I'm sorry for all the others... That's what I want to think when we are together. You have your space and I have mine. But our time together is extraordinary! You must have a sense of humour, not be too quiet or shy. It just won't work. You need to be relaxed and worldly. Romantic and fun. Confident but not full of yourself or I will be forced to deflate you. Can you laugh at yourself? Hope so... Basically I don't want any false pretenses... I can make total fun of myself and have a good laugh at society in general. If you've gotten over yourself ....Yes, I cringed when I wrote that...:PThen maybe your for me....but I have very high standards. This is where I seem to be asking too much...All I ask is that you respect me and treat me as an equal. I have a career that provides well for myself and my son. I expect that you do too. I'm not a sugar mama and I don't want a sugar daddy. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac seduce my mind and the rest will follow....what comes out of your mouth effects me...good girl, bad girl or queen of mean its in your hands. Yes, you must have a vehicle I'm not a taxi service, ok well for my son I am. Let's see what else...please, please you need to be local! Ok go...commence the sweeping me off my feet! ;)There must be one brave knight out there somewhere...despite the many who have tried and been vanquished ...Sigh.... Meet for a drink. First date is the next step....a picnic maybe...drinks on a patio...just cool and casual.
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