SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Brinley
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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Stacy
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Things I LOVE...The way LA looks after a hard rain, lazy Sundays, the way Mariah sounds when she hits the mid-.. enjoying my life and looking for someone to enjoy it with!
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Danica
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like reading poetry. Movies. all types of music. I\'m open to learning and doing new things. anything else you would like to know just ask me. I need a calm partner with mature attidutes to life and relationships.