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AliseaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-35
Hi! My name is Alisea. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from West Milton, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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DarnellOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Well, here goes nothing.I am a single mom of two amazing children, both who live with me full time. That being said, I don't have a lot of "free time". If I feel there's a real connection, however, I will do my best to make time. If you're looking for a fling or a friend with benefits, I'm not the one for you. If you don't like children or animals, we won't work out.If you're racist in any way, again, we won't work out.If there is anything you want to know, don't hesitate to ask. :)