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BrinleyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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JessicaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Oh boy, I think this is the hardest part for me. How to describe myself???? I love to have a good time. I love to laugh and joke around but I also have a very relaxed side to me. I could spend the day out and about but then there are times where hanging out at home and relaxing seems like a great idea. I have a good collection of board games to keep busy on a rainy day.I love a good party and love to host events for my friends and family and I am pretty good in the kitchen. I also plan most of the corporate events for my company.I am a huge Giants and 49ers fan, I love to go to Giants games and when I get the chance to go to Candlestick I have a great time! I enjoy other outdoor activities like camping. I enjoy traveling as well - Lots of trips all over the US. I am hoping to find someone who is adventurous and wants to travel the world with me. I enjoy all of the other standard hobbies - i.e. reading, listening to music, etc. When it comes to music I am all over the place. I LOVE MUSIC. I have a little bit of an inner geek in me - so don't be surprised. If you are interested, send me a message and let's see where things go! Where do you like to go on a first date? Something casual where we could talk would be ideal.
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ChristiniaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Ok i have to update this a little, i have four musts lol, Job/Vehicle/Like dogs/Like Beer :)im a fun person, love to laugh & be funny! i wear my heart on my sleve & try to help ppl out. i enjoy the outdoors! & i love dogs! ive been workin at the same place for about 11 yrs, im a full time veterinary tech! like it says im lookin for a MAN =) Im lookin for someone who is wanting a serious relationship, Im to old for games & drama wit guys. I just want someone to be my best friend & hopefully kids are somewhere in the future! lol but first we need to hang out and go from there :) but I can never have enough friends either.Latey guys have been askin me if im SINGLE!! Well YES I AM! or I wouldnt be on this here site!! DUH! Im lookin for a RELATIONSHIP also, if you not, then dont bother. Im NOT LOOKIN TO JUST HOOK UP & I dont wanna JUST HANG OUT!! Thats all my complaining for now :) I'm always down for anything once lol. I enjoy a cold beer now & then. Bowling & tennis are always fun too. Dinner & a movie is typical but fun too!