SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BrinleyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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KensleyOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
ONLY GUYS THAT LIVE IN OCNO BROKE GUYSMUST HAVE JOB AND CARTALL MEN 5'10 AND ABOVE WITH MUSCLES:-) FUNNY AND OUTGOING PERSONALITY ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM EXTREMLY ALLERGIC TO CATS SORRY ALL YOU CAT LOVERS!!!
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LynettaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Im a sweet honest old fashioned southern gal.my hobbies are bowling,i love to read.i like all kinds of music,and movies.i love to laugh.im a hard worker when it comes to my job,my job can be stressful at times.want to meet some one new and see where things go.must love animals.i do have 2hybrid wolves,i spend alot of time with them when im not working.they need lots of attention.spend alot of time with family,im family oriented.not into drama or playing games with the heart.looking for someone that is honest,down to earth,likes me for me and not what they want me to be.if this sounds like you then send me a message and well go from there.Have a wonderfull day.I'm not into one night stands.I don't have kids of my own.I wouldn't mind if you have kids,I would love them as much as if they were my own.I have a lot of love and a heart of gold to give to the right guy. Go out for coffee,or grab a drink,all goes good maybe dinner and a movie,or a nice walk in the park,or at the sundial bridge.