SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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RosasharnOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
My friends would describe me as loyal, honest, caring, generous, down to earth, sarcastic, blunt at times, and fun to be around. I enjoy hanging out with positive people whom can bring something to the table. I'm not impressed with materialistic things and find enjoyment in people who are real, confident, and who can go with the flow. I'm a bit of a planner when it comes to outings. What can I say,...I feel comfort in knowing the people I care about and the details are taken care of.What I am looking for: Someone who is confident, successful, down to earth, good sense of humor, is happy in his own skin, caring, generous, and athletic. Not too much to ask right?? :)If this sounds like you and you are interested, don't be shy, drop me a line!
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LizzyOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Im not perfect, beautiful or model material.. im a terrible conversation starter.. ive been divorced sine ***and single since september ***I am honest, hard working, and will give anybody i care bout the last shirt off my back if they need it.. do not ask me dumb questions, no pic no responseIm not one to start a conversation… i have tattoos and peircings just not gonna advertise them here No intimate enounters.. No drama.. no Games.. no lies I have my own house, my own car and a job..I have 3dogs and i love them..… im kind of a shy in the beginning til i read u then im out going…just wanna hang out see where things go if anywhere maybe just made a new friend/aquaintance to do things with…i like simplicity in life.. theres a story and a reason y I dnt want children, I cant have them.. if u have children thats fineI am bluntly honest.. and a smart ass.. Please live within a reasonable proximity to my location otherwise its a waste of both our times..