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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Wow, it's not easy to write some composite decription of oneself, is it?! I'm a helluva lot of things. Hopefully, you are too. I am a big fan of life in general. I enhance my life with stuff like beaches, music, travelling, football, baseball, wine, cooking, eating, bikram yoga, sushi, exploring the city, exploring the country, Mad Men, a great book, being endlessly distracted by things I enjoy while maintaining a career, and time travel. Except for that last part, I made that up- do people really read these things?! The prompter thing tells me to talk about my taste in music. I love music! I like a wide variety of music, especially live music. I'm not a big fan of techno, and really don't have a deep appreciation for classical music, but all else is fair game. Yes, even country. I'm a fan of baseball and football, particularly the 9ers, Giants (the SF ones), and Pats- While I do spend a lot of time watching and going to games, I am not the type of person who will let the outcome ruin my day/night.I love to travel, but really who doesn't... if you don't, well, that sucks.- both amazing times.If you want to say hi or whatnot, please feel free to *** do try to check it and don't really pay attention to much else on here like the "wants to meet you" thing. Also, if you live with your ex, are "trying to quit" anything, or are just complicated in general, I wish you luck but don't want to go there!

  • Aubrie

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    First off, I will NEVER date anyone that owns a pitbull type-breed (or any other dangerous breed of dog), don't even bother messaging me -- it is a waste of your time. I'm a very simple person. My career is my main priority. It has taken me a lot of hard work to get where I am today. I look for someone who is as motivated as me. I believe that knowledge is power; and the day you stop learning is the day you start to die. I love yard work, cooking, BBQs, dinners with friends, relaxing nights at home. My mom is my best friend. When I was three my parents got me my first dirt bike. When I was five they got me a pony. Yes, some girls actually get ponies. When I care about someone, something, or a cause, I give it my all. I have been told I care too much. Some see it as either a bad trait or a good trait.Right now I am talking with a couple different people from organizations that bring awareness to the public regarding vicious dog breeds. I believe that it is a huge problem in our communities, and something needs to change. Each state needs Breed Legislation in place. This is a dream of mine, and one I feel very strongly about. As far as what I am looking for: I know I want long term, but I also won't settle for anything less than what I deserve. It is difficult to describe exactly what you want, I will know it when I see it.

  • Lynetta

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Im a sweet honest old fashioned southern gal.my hobbies are bowling,i love to read.i like all kinds of music,and movies.i love to laugh.im a hard worker when it comes to my job,my job can be stressful at times.want to meet some one new and see where things go.must love animals.i do have 2hybrid wolves,i spend alot of time with them when im not working.they need lots of attention.spend alot of time with family,im family oriented.not into drama or playing games with the heart.looking for someone that is honest,down to earth,likes me for me and not what they want me to be.if this sounds like you then send me a message and well go from there.Have a wonderfull day.I'm not into one night stands.I don't have kids of my own.I wouldn't mind if you have kids,I would love them as much as if they were my own.I have a lot of love and a heart of gold to give to the right guy. Go out for coffee,or grab a drink,all goes good maybe dinner and a movie,or a nice walk in the park,or at the sundial bridge.

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