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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

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    First off, I will NEVER date anyone that owns a pitbull type-breed (or any other dangerous breed of dog), don't even bother messaging me -- it is a waste of your time. I'm a very simple person. My career is my main priority. It has taken me a lot of hard work to get where I am today. I look for someone who is as motivated as me. I believe that knowledge is power; and the day you stop learning is the day you start to die. I love yard work, cooking, BBQs, dinners with friends, relaxing nights at home. My mom is my best friend. When I was three my parents got me my first dirt bike. When I was five they got me a pony. Yes, some girls actually get ponies. When I care about someone, something, or a cause, I give it my all. I have been told I care too much. Some see it as either a bad trait or a good trait.Right now I am talking with a couple different people from organizations that bring awareness to the public regarding vicious dog breeds. I believe that it is a huge problem in our communities, and something needs to change. Each state needs Breed Legislation in place. This is a dream of mine, and one I feel very strongly about. As far as what I am looking for: I know I want long term, but I also won't settle for anything less than what I deserve. It is difficult to describe exactly what you want, I will know it when I see it.

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