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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Tiffanie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Well, this is certainly the hard part. Here goes: I am just about as drama-free as you can get. I have a professional career as a Registered Nurse, and I absolutely love what I do. I am highly motivated, dependable, emotionally stable, and communicate well. I am a loving and affectionate person, and I love to spend time with the ones I care about. I believe family is very important to have in one's life, and I am very close to mine. I enjoy a variety of activities. A friend tells me that I am the most diverse person she knows because of the activities that I take part in. I enjoy cooking and baking, dining out, going to the theater, tailgating and going to Raider Games, traveling, camping, movies, concerts, going to the gym, fishing (though I am not very good at it and tend to get frustrated when I do not catch anything). I love to smile, and have a good time, no matter what we are doing. Often times, it does not matter what we do, its all about good company! There are some basic characteristics that I am looking for in my potential match: A man who is positive, caring, dependable, has a sense of humor, who is fun, and not afraid to be himself. I appreciate a man who is motivated to provide for himself and his family, and who knows the value to making a commitment. I am ultimately looking for a man who is wants a committed relationship.I believe that communication, honesty, loyalty, and compromise are essential in a relationship. I think it is important to look forward to and enjoy time spent together. If all this sparks your interest, lets get to know each other! I look forward to hearing from you!

  • April

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Well here I am again I gave up for a while but I'll give this dating thing another try. I am a single mother of three of the most amazing children. I like to listen to music I have a big variety of music but my favorite is rap. I love going to see movies or just watching movies at home Horror films are my fav. I love to be outside whether it be fishing camping or just sitting outside smoking a bowl. I am NOT looking for a one night stand. I am also not looking for friends with benefits. so if sex is the only thing you want then please look somewhere else. But if you actually have something interesting to talk about them please message me. I look forward to hearing from some of you and good luck on your searchs. Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other not a movie where we have to sit there quietly!!!

  • Towanda

    Online

    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Thanks for checking this profile out! I must say that I am not as good at expressing myself through typing as I am talking! I am sure I will need to update this a bit more over time!So, I am a 31 year old woman living in the East Bay. I am a girl that loves to smile and laugh!Here are some things that I love: *Experiencing new things and places*Meeting new people*Going out for dinner & dancing with friends*TravelingEven more about me: *I have a very expressive personality - crazy and bubbly! *Dive bars or classy restaurants… I am comfortable at either! I have been on and off dating sites for the last few years and have had many adventures because of it! I have reached a point in my life where most of the folks I know seem to be married, engaged and/or having kids. It would be nice to have someone in my life to share special times with. Here are some of the qualities I look for in a date:*Chemistry *Passion for life*Motivated*Open minded (willing to experience things outside of his normal world without calling them stupid)*Non-Judgmental (does not think that anyone that is not exactly like him is not worthy of his time) *Decisive *Chivalrous*Nonsmoker At this point, this list is not complete. There are so many things I can put here but the bottom line is I think things should be ***in a relationship, no one giving or taking more than the other.

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