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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Fransisca

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    i want to try new things. my career is my life. & i want to explore life outside of the healing arts industry once in a while. im currently living my dream & always expanding my horizons. im witty & fun. i can be shy... i have lived many lives inside of this one. i plan to have many more endeavors before i transcend. love & light is my way. it looks like i need to be a little more specific. slow down boys. this isnt a race. im not interested in dating someone that is under 6'. sorry but i wear high heels & i'm 5'9''. that makes me about 6' when im dressed to kill. also im not going to be lured in with a beer, wine, or anything else that will make you more enticing. so be real & pray. ;) other than that tall & thin is best. i really cant pretend away those kinds of flaws. ive tried. it just gets ugly. so really no pressure;)i just want to be taken care of in every way. i like romance. true romance. the kind that makes you crazy. impress me, intrigue me, be creative, or keep it simple, whatever is the natural flow.

  • Danica

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I like reading poetry. Movies. all types of music. I\'m open to learning and doing new things. anything else you would like to know just ask me. I need a calm partner with mature attidutes to life and relationships.

  • Tiffanie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Well, this is certainly the hard part. Here goes: I am just about as drama-free as you can get. I have a professional career as a Registered Nurse, and I absolutely love what I do. I am highly motivated, dependable, emotionally stable, and communicate well. I am a loving and affectionate person, and I love to spend time with the ones I care about. I believe family is very important to have in one's life, and I am very close to mine. I enjoy a variety of activities. A friend tells me that I am the most diverse person she knows because of the activities that I take part in. I enjoy cooking and baking, dining out, going to the theater, tailgating and going to Raider Games, traveling, camping, movies, concerts, going to the gym, fishing (though I am not very good at it and tend to get frustrated when I do not catch anything). I love to smile, and have a good time, no matter what we are doing. Often times, it does not matter what we do, its all about good company! There are some basic characteristics that I am looking for in my potential match: A man who is positive, caring, dependable, has a sense of humor, who is fun, and not afraid to be himself. I appreciate a man who is motivated to provide for himself and his family, and who knows the value to making a commitment. I am ultimately looking for a man who is wants a committed relationship.I believe that communication, honesty, loyalty, and compromise are essential in a relationship. I think it is important to look forward to and enjoy time spent together. If all this sparks your interest, lets get to know each other! I look forward to hearing from you!

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