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Brinley, 31

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About Me

Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Shaquana

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Disclaimer:I am not here for hookups!!!!!If you are heartbroken/on the rebound/still hung on your ex and are trying to pass time/just want sex/or simply not sure if u are ready I AM NOT THE GIRL FOR YOU!ALSO, I am curvy. If you are not comfortable with that then please don't message me!That being said i would like to find someone who i connect with and start a future with. I want kids and marriage and i wouldnt mind them sooner then later. So if you arent ready for that, we probably arent a match. please don't be offended if i don't respond or we don't click. sometimes you just are not on the same page. that aside, heres some stuff about me. I'm ready to be closer to my family and put some roots down of my ownHmm some other things about me.... i have a lot of tattoos and plan to get more. im a huge fan of music. i think it can literally save you. i love photography. went to school for it for a little but decided i wanted to keep it a hobby. i think life can tend to happen and make you forget to laugh and enjoy yourself. so i try to take advantage of time i can laugh and have fun. i like to keep things interesting in my life. i love staying home for a night, going to a football game(Go Seahawks:)) or going out to a bar, or spending the day in the sun. Since im new to living at the beach i would love to get into water sports and spend time at the beach more. i would love to get out of the city more often too, hike, camp, explore, bike ride, kayak(I just got one!!). i just dont get to so it that often. so if you are the type that does that i would love to join, though I'm a beginner. :) some place to get to know each other. nothing to loud but nothing to quiet. imagination goes a long way too.

  • Tiffanie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Well, this is certainly the hard part. Here goes: I am just about as drama-free as you can get. I have a professional career as a Registered Nurse, and I absolutely love what I do. I am highly motivated, dependable, emotionally stable, and communicate well. I am a loving and affectionate person, and I love to spend time with the ones I care about. I believe family is very important to have in one's life, and I am very close to mine. I enjoy a variety of activities. A friend tells me that I am the most diverse person she knows because of the activities that I take part in. I enjoy cooking and baking, dining out, going to the theater, tailgating and going to Raider Games, traveling, camping, movies, concerts, going to the gym, fishing (though I am not very good at it and tend to get frustrated when I do not catch anything). I love to smile, and have a good time, no matter what we are doing. Often times, it does not matter what we do, its all about good company! There are some basic characteristics that I am looking for in my potential match: A man who is positive, caring, dependable, has a sense of humor, who is fun, and not afraid to be himself. I appreciate a man who is motivated to provide for himself and his family, and who knows the value to making a commitment. I am ultimately looking for a man who is wants a committed relationship.I believe that communication, honesty, loyalty, and compromise are essential in a relationship. I think it is important to look forward to and enjoy time spent together. If all this sparks your interest, lets get to know each other! I look forward to hearing from you!

  • Edythe

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I like the color pink, sparkly things, boys with tattoos, lemon drop martinis and people that make me laugh. I do not like being cold, waking up early, missing the people I love or being interrupted. Other than that I don't really know what to say.

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