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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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JacquelineOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hey there, I'm not new here, just come back on occasion. I live in central Cali and am avidly looking for a dental job. My interests consist of gardening, music, water such as swimming, beach walks, etc. I have a dog and a kitten I love dearly. I do have a 14 year old daughter who I have pretty much raised on my own with help of my mother and friends. I most definitely do not want another child, but if you have children around my daughters age that is fine. I love walking my dog to the park, and just being outdoors. I love motorcycles and sewing. I do have a seamstress business on my own time. I'm pretty low key, not complicated and ready for someone new who sparks my interest. As I said I'm not complicated, coffee, drinks, lunch, something simple to see if we click. Then I'd be open to more options.
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LinneaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
my hobbies include handing out at the beach with friends and a game of twister, bowling, bike riding, mini golf, and more. I love to travel. I am a outgoing person with a bubbly personality. I love to laugh and coneider myself a passionate and caring person. I love all music except for folk, trance and dance. Everything else I enjoy. on a first date i would enjoy getting to know somebody over coffee. Getting to know if we have things in common such as movies, music, and etc. If everything goes well i wouldnt mind going for a walk. The longer the conversation, the better.