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on 377 reviews
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BrinleyOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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EdytheOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I like the color pink, sparkly things, boys with tattoos, lemon drop martinis and people that make me laugh. I do not like being cold, waking up early, missing the people I love or being interrupted. Other than that I don't really know what to say.
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EugenaOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hello. I'm a fun laid back girl who enjoys someone with a great sense of humor. Someone who can handle sarcasm and dish it out as well. I can have fun just about anywhere, if I'm in good company. I love doing new things, seeing new places, trying new food and learning new things. Something simple at first to get to know each other and see where it goes from there.