SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Brinley
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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Danica
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like reading poetry. Movies. all types of music. I\'m open to learning and doing new things. anything else you would like to know just ask me. I need a calm partner with mature attidutes to life and relationships.
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Rory
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I love spending time with my 2 favorite kids, watch them grow, learn, and smile. I love to go to the beach and lake, could go everyday if my job let me. Lol. I am a great mom, work full time while raising my kids, help in my children's class on my days off, would do anything for my family and friends, and have my degree in Criminal Justice. I have considered going back to school to become a teacher or possibly law school, but at the moment I am happy with my job and time I have with my kids. I am completely open to music, but my little girl has really got me into listening to country, which I love!Ultimately, I am looking for someone to get to know, someone i can talk to, someone I can be myself around, and to see where it goes. Someone who knows how to take a girl on an actual date and have lots of laughter. Pretty simple girl and I don't ask for much.