SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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MadonnaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I love to do new things and love spending time with my 2 little boys I am a single mother and they are the #1 things in my life. I like going out with my friends and being involved with my kids. I an a very loyal person and want someone that is just as loyal and someone that will tell me the truth no matter what. I work hard and play just as hard. I love to be active! I am game to do almost anything from going to the farmers market to jumping on the back of a Harley for the weekend, spending time with family and friends to getting away with just that one person. I am willing to try new things and go out of my comfort zone. I really don't know how to talk about my self, so if you have a question please let me know. I don't like men that are full of them self or someone that has to know what your doing every part of the day and who your with. Sorry I am a big girl and I have taken care of myself before you and I can after you. I also don't like people that don't understand I have a past and those people are still in my life I have am proud to have served my country in the US Navy and support everyone that has served and those that are still serving.off you really read all the way to this point then I would love to talk to you.
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RoryOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I love spending time with my 2 favorite kids, watch them grow, learn, and smile. I love to go to the beach and lake, could go everyday if my job let me. Lol. I am a great mom, work full time while raising my kids, help in my children's class on my days off, would do anything for my family and friends, and have my degree in Criminal Justice. I have considered going back to school to become a teacher or possibly law school, but at the moment I am happy with my job and time I have with my kids. I am completely open to music, but my little girl has really got me into listening to country, which I love!Ultimately, I am looking for someone to get to know, someone i can talk to, someone I can be myself around, and to see where it goes. Someone who knows how to take a girl on an actual date and have lots of laughter. Pretty simple girl and I don't ask for much.