SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BrinleyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Most lonesome nights are spent soaking in a good spray tan while spooning my cat, Francine. I watch the Oprah Winfrey Network pretty much ***. I'm seeking a life partner who's willing to be spray tanned every weekend and watch The Bachelor with me every Monday. Please don't message me if you have a flavor savor. It's a non-negotiable. Seriously, if you have one, think seriously about shaving it. Also, you need to be taller than me, I'm a huge ****.Also, please LIKE The Painted Lady Tanning on ***!! https://www.facebook. We'll drink champagne and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which you will pretend to enjoy. Any criticism of Honey Boo Boo will result in immediate rejection. If I drink enough, we'll make out then I'll send you home with a debilitating case of blue balls. You probably won't call, but I suppose that's what I get for inflicting Honey Boo Boo/blue ball torture.
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MyriamOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Seems like everyone says the same thing. How they are so down to earth and easy going. Then I took at look at my profile and it pretty much said the same thing. Haha. Well ... that needs to change! I like to have fun, find new adventures ... loving finding something out of the ordinary to do. If that sounds like something you would be into please send me a message. What I am looking for is someone with some kind of edge. Something that makes them different. So tired of the same old thing. I love beards! Always look at guys with a beard first. Seems like I'm odd in that way, but I just love it. I love being outside so if you do too that would be awesome. I'm stuck inside all day so anytime I can get out I love it! Hopefully there is someone awesome and fun out there!**I'm not looking for a pen pal and won't add you on *** I don't respond to you the first time, the second and third response from you won't likely get a reply either - check yourself before you wreck yourself :)
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IsaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
My main goal is to do the best I can in life... I am inspired by the out-pouring of kindness during tough times and I do the best I can, myself, to help others get by during moments of life when things are rough. I love movies, not much of a music buff... I use *** then having a phone as I want to see the person I'm talking to, more into the outdoors on a nice day then inside being bored. The world is there for us to enjoy, so why not waste our life enjoy it..?I dont own a tv, it would keep my inside if I did and I don't like being a slave to technology. Alot of people run their lives around their shows, needing to be home certain times to watch certain programs and that's letting tv run your life!!! Life is about making memories so 20 years from now we can say ...remember 20 years ago when we went..... that was such a great trip!!! A home-cooked meal, candle light dinner, with our choice of wine and a wonderful dessert beats anything!