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Joey, 35

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About Me

I'm bored!!! Socially that is. I work too damn much and I need a distraction. I love my job but I need to have fun as well.I should probably tell you right from the get-go that I do have a potty mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.I do enjoy witty sarcasm, flirty banter, and plain old dirty conversation. Yes indeed, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.I love music....all types ranging from alternative to old school rap, dub to big band jazz. Not a big fan of country but can enjoy a few tunes here and there. I absolutely love to go see live shows big and small.I'm a flip flop and stiletto kinda girl. You may find me hanging out in local dive bars or packed clubs, I don't discriminate. Not much into swanky establishments but will def play along if the opportunity presents itself. Sundays are for football....Redskins baby!!!At the ripe old age of 35, I've finally figured out what it is I'm looking for in a companion. I want and need someone who is my equal mentally, sexually, emotionally. But with that said, I also welcome you to demand my submission.This is just a little smidgen of who I am, if you'd like to learn more don't hesitate to ask. There are many sides to "ME" I'd love to share with the right individual. Cocktails

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ryana

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    YO VIP…. LETS KICK IT. OK, HERES THE SITUATION…. (both of those intro remarks reference songs… what are they?) impress me I dare you.I took a semester off school right now because I want to be able to date, and devote meaningful time to a man who is looking for something more than a hook up. I am a Christian woman. I am not at church every Sunday but I am getting better about going, but I pray. I pray for a lot of things and to be honest, I am not looking for a bible thumping judgmental Christian man. I would like a man I can respect because he puts God first in his life and upholds standards when nobody else is looking.***some guy completely judged me based on this little blurb of Christianity - my faith is important if you want to know more just ask.. Not assume - we all know that just makes an *** out of .. U). I love going to church - the fellowship , people, messages- but I don't think I'm going to hell if I don't worship In a building ;-)I am human and I’ve made plenty of mistakes. Dated a lot in my 10 years of being divorced. I won’t throw stones, trust me. Don’t be a hypocrite and throw them at me either J I am honest, almost to a fault but I’m not rude. I don’ I grew up rough.Tough. A life most people would not make it out of somewhat sane. I can throw lip gloss on and hide it well and fit in with the classiest of the classy. I do perceive myself as classy yet down to earth, sarcastic but I definitely push my limits being a BiAAAtC# sometimes to. Good thing? I know how to stop mid-sentence and say WOW I’m being an idiot I’m sorry. I really enjoy being treated like a woman should be treated. I like to be wined and dined. But not all the time is that necessary. I like dollar movies and chilling out as well. Showing the ability to conserve and still have a good time….. BBQ at home, having a beer playing cards, games with friends. I don’t meet a stranger and have been told I am the life of the party by more than one. Lol. I am a Christian, which means I am forgiven, not perfect. But I don’t use that as an excuse to screw up all the time either.My routine is pretty lame most of the time to be honest. I have a 12 year old. So mostly during the week I go to work, go home, homework, dinner, Netflix series of my weekly choice and read a little. The weekends are always up for grabs. I like to try and find things to do. I relax 50% of the time and go to a movie, out to eat, drop by whatever bar or place friends are at for a few etc.Im not the girl who is going to pretend she loves your favorite sports team, or act like she’s interested in the same hobbies. I am the woman who in a relationship will support your love of your sports, I enjoy being the chick who is drinking a beer in the kitchen while cooking snacks for your buddies while you watch the game. I am the woman who will go with you and be by your side for your hobbies or interests. I am the woman who expects the same. I must respect a man to be with him.My experiences in life have given me a depth that allows me to see beyond circumstances and superficial bs. I do not have time for it. If you are vain, selfish, disrespectful, prideful, I will smell it a mile away and run. I do not believe in hooking up on the 3rd date or waiting 90 days for you to have the cookie. I respect myself. I do not need a man. I have the longing and desire just like any woman to find her lifelong partner. Why am I single still? Yeah… ask me why I am on this website please… because I am dying to explain all the bridges I have burned while learning from my mistakes and exhausting my circle of friends. HA. Cmon I just hate the bar scene all the time. I am not going to give you my # right off the bat. I am not going to go back and forth with the same “HI how are you today” Great thanks how are you” craziness every day. I will take more to Impress me. Not that you are here to please me, it’s a two way street. I’d like to meet up for a drink, just to say hi. No pretense no b.s. no expectations. It might take me a minute to meet up… just depends on how conversation goes and what comfort level I have with you. If I start to date you a lot, I will look you up. I have friends. Tell the truth bc I am not a stalker, but I am not an idiot either. Would you want your sister to meet a stranger and not know anything about him? Your mom? Nah you wouldn’t. Be straight with me. I do not date men with a record. Read below. Its extensive I know, but my experience has taught me what I do and don’t need or want. Life is a beautiful thing and I enjoy seeing what each new day holds. I am just a normal woman who loves life, love my friends, family & God . show me what I am missing… I dare you. Don't expect many hits on here but hey just being a bit honest - will add more later***I'm a single mom of a 12 Yr old. Ready to meet someone. I am sarcastic so a sense of humor is definitely necessary.I work full time, school full time (taking off a semester currently). I will write more later but for now .. Do not message me if:Ur an ex conU do not workU do not live alone with exception of kids U are not a Christian U have shirtless pics on ur profile U are not looking for a respectful & mature relationshipU have anger issues U have had more than 2 jobs so far this year U do drugsU drink daily U don't usually date a woman with a child U don't prayU have warrants U are married/engaged/separated/attached U are judgey! Yes it's a word U don't have pics of yourselfU have more pics of your cars and toys Ur a gym ratUnder 30 years old or over 42U are controlling, insecure, jealous U have to text all day I don't judge others. I have preferences. None of the above makesAnyone a bad person. Just not for me. I only ask for what I can equally offer.-7.... Come hang out

  • Delphia

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Hi I am a very outgoing shy person. I am a single mother of an 9yr old boy During my free time I like to hang out with friends, sing karaoke and goof off. When at home I like hanging out with my son and also read or watch a movie (horror) or some TV. I can be a very outgoing person and sometimes I can be shy. I will either talk a lot or not so much. I like most music... i like coffee and like going to the beach (and not afraid of getting wet) depends on the person probably not a movie you can't talk and get to know someone that way

  • Amaryllis

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    A day without laughter is a day wasted ~ I am a very responsible single mom but I still like to go out and try new things. I'm always looking for a new adventure... Witty sarcasm is a given when talking to me. And if you can make me laugh that is a step in the right direction... I am very social...so just say hi. However the wittier the initial exchange the better the conversation.... Oh did I mention I suffer from shiny penny syndrome also known as squirrel? I am easily distracted by shiny moving objects... Are you shiny????? I'm up for any type of adventure.... I'm easy going I have fun doing anything or nothing... It's all about the company... As long as there are lots of laughs its a good date in my book.....

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