SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Collyn
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Collyn. I am never married atheist caucasian woman with kids from Trenton, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Susan
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
UPDATE: I'm blatantly honest, here it goes:DO NOT lie to me about what you do, where you are from, who you are, that you are in the military or were in the military or if you are dating someone else. Military status doesn't impress me--it is something we have in common. I did ***years in the Air Force; so yea, if you have pictures of you in DCU's...I know how long ago that was! LOLHere's the deal: if I don't like or accept you for what you do and who you REALLY are, and vice versa, we aren't meant for each other anyway. Accept me for who I am, and I will do the same for you. Otherwise, who cares what I think because I don't care what you think. Fair enough. Furthermore, I'm not a slut...if that's what you want don't contact me. I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU. I know my worth...I don't need you to fill me up with garbage you THINK I want to hear. I have a Criminal Justice degree. I'm a paralegal. I work for an attorney, know a lot of attorneys & cops. A.k.a.: I have connections. If something seems off kilter to me, I know who to ask and where to look to check it out. If you have nothing to hide, that shouldn't make you sweat :) ummmm, yes I look just like my pictures. Yes I'm a B*^#%...no need to message me and to tell me your vag hurts because you don't fit my profile (really??) I want someone who is IN SHAPE and clean, as in not a lot of facial hair. mustaches freak me out haha I don't like excessive tatts.My Saturdays are consumed with football The bar scene isn't my scene anymoreSpeaking of bars, I won't date someone who smokes or does drugs (at all), dips, or drinks excessivly. Yes I do realize I was POSING for a picture with margaritas. Lastly, I'm a Republican and a Christian. I think it's very important that two people who date have that in common. I'm not judging you if you aren't, but it's my personal opinion and feeling. With that said--no exceptions in that category fellas, sorryHere's a tip: Women don't want to hear that you are all the 'nice guy'. We want to see that. But we also don't want someone who is a pushover and overly sensitive. Nothing works a woman's nerves more. Just like you want a woman with a little bit of a crazy wild streak (no matter what you all say, you do), we want someone like that too. See, we aren't so complicated after all ;) I really like Taco Bell and Wal-....let's chill somewhere in public and get to know each other. I can laugh anywhere.
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Izzie
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
hmmmmm.....talk about yourself and what makes you unique...okay.I enjoy meeting new people. I love a good sense of humour as I myself think I'm pretty funny. I come from a very sarcastic family. We're all a bunch of smartasses. I like someone who can carry witty banter and keep up. I love love LOVE music. Many genres from Oldies to 70's, 80's, really too much to put down in words.;; the Magnetic Zeros....and much, much more...and numerous other activities.While I do go out a lot and socialize, I probably watch way too much TV. My fave shows are: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, The League, Modern Family, The Office, New Girl, Parks & RecI'm really not a believer in dating sites. But I think it's a good way to see what's out there. And if anything, to make new friends.Family is extremely important to me. I have a big family and lots of nieces & nephews. Especially the older I get, the more I realize how much you need your family around you.I love animals but don't have any right now. I grew up in the country and we had horses and I took in every stray dog and cat as a kid.I'm really not as boring as this bio sounds but it's hard to state facts and interests about yourself without somewhat sounding like a snoozefest.If your profile is pictureless-prob not gonna respond.If you are a douchebag and say something disgusting and sex related as your opening line to me-not gonna respond. If you are after some ass you're barking up the wrong tree-try Craigslist If you are a douchebag in any respect-don't message me :-)oh yea, i have a lot of ink. so if you're not into that then move along ;) I'd start by picking you up in a horse-drawn carriage in the shape of a pumpkin with little twinkly lights all over it.; some caviar. Then we would talk about our futures together and when we want to get married and have children. One endless and romantic nite of laughter, gentle caresses and perhaps an enchanted goodnight kiss.....all while listening to Kenny GBLEH just kidding ;-)