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Alyson, 34

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About Me

I like all kinds of music and love to sing!! I have 2 beautiful children, a boy and a girl, and they are my world. I'm a country girl who lives in the city. I'd rather sit on a tailgate and talk than go to any fancy restaurant. If you have a truck, then I'm game for mud running or driving some back roads to talk. I'm pretty easy to please. Feel free to ask me anything....I have nothing to hide. I'm a very honest and loyal person, not much I won't do for the right person. I've got a sarcastic sense of humor and am very easy to get along with. I'm tired of the games and the cheaters out there. If I'm not you're one and only, then I'm not even the one. I'm stingy and won't share with another woman. If this sounds like you, maybe we can see what happens. :)Here are my requirements for contact:1.) Please make sure your profile is as dishonest as possible. For example, be sure your profile states you're looking for a relationship, long term, when in fact you're only looking for sex. It would make perfect sense that I would contact you for sex when you say you want something long term.2.) Make sure your pictures are as old as possible. I have no interest in seeing what you look like today. While we're on the subject of pictures, the more pictures you have of your kids and your animals, the more interest I'll have in you. All sarcasm aside - I do have loads of respect for you if you have kids, but I do honestly believe that they should come into the picture later.3.) The less information you have in your profile, the better. When you're copying and pasting the same thing over and over just to satisfy the character count to create a profile, that would be awesome because I wouldn't want to think we have any of the same interests at all, as I'm sure you'll return the message if I ask. I'm not into the bar/club scene for a first date. Let's be creative! And if you're truly just looking for sex, please look elsewhere. I'm not your girl.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Librada

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Love hard rock..my favorite thing to do is swim..I'm very kind ..and I wear my heart on my sleeve..but I don't play either very forward and blunt... ...

  • Eavan

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am good, but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a woman in a big world trying to find love. I am very career driven and always have been, and a career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night. Loyalty and trust means everything to me. Once that link is broken, good luck making amends. I am not any man’s half-time, down time, spare time, part-time, anytime, or sometime, so don’t waste my time. Please be single and available. Single does not always mean available and available does not always mean single. Rules to Play By: Rule #1: Don’t be a lying, hurtful, selfish****hole. Rule#2: See rule #1Sarcasm is a service I offer to everyone. If you just want to get laid, crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait. If I like you, you’re going to get 100% commitment, but I am not going to sit around and wait for you to figure it out. I am a true believer of loving people and using things, *** using people and loving things. They say don’t judge a book by its cover, well what if it’s all cover and no book..??? I am a creature of depth in a world of shallow seas. If you judge me on my appearance and state that you are not shallow.. I am throwing the bullsh*tflag. For me there is only one true happiness that I hope to achieve in life – to love unconditionally and to be loved unconditionally. To love and to be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. I know that more than 90% of you guys are just on this site because you’re bored or use it as a vagina amusement park. This vagina is not open to one-day ticket holders. So, who’s next in line to try to break me down or increase my interest in becoming a nun? WARNING: heavy sarcasm may be present. Wherever our first date maybe…. I am just hoping I can get thru it without visualizing how much better you would sound with duct tape over your mouth.

  • Ileana

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I like to do a variety of things, am open to most things. I tend to be a homebody but I enjoy going to interesting places; my newest thing is going to Poetry Slams. I enjoy reading, going to movies, hanging out with friends, trying new restaurants.... I spent 2 years living in Japan and traveling around the world, I'm pretty curious about the world and enjoy seeing new places.

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