SIMILAR PEOPLE
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EavanOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am good, but I am not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a woman in a big world trying to find love. I am very career driven and always have been, and a career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night. Loyalty and trust means everything to me. Once that link is broken, good luck making amends. I am not any man’s half-time, down time, spare time, part-time, anytime, or sometime, so don’t waste my time. Please be single and available. Single does not always mean available and available does not always mean single. Rules to Play By: Rule #1: Don’t be a lying, hurtful, selfish****hole. Rule#2: See rule #1Sarcasm is a service I offer to everyone. If you just want to get laid, crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait. If I like you, you’re going to get 100% commitment, but I am not going to sit around and wait for you to figure it out. I am a true believer of loving people and using things, *** using people and loving things. They say don’t judge a book by its cover, well what if it’s all cover and no book..??? I am a creature of depth in a world of shallow seas. If you judge me on my appearance and state that you are not shallow.. I am throwing the bullsh*tflag. For me there is only one true happiness that I hope to achieve in life – to love unconditionally and to be loved unconditionally. To love and to be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. I know that more than 90% of you guys are just on this site because you’re bored or use it as a vagina amusement park. This vagina is not open to one-day ticket holders. So, who’s next in line to try to break me down or increase my interest in becoming a nun? WARNING: heavy sarcasm may be present. Wherever our first date maybe…. I am just hoping I can get thru it without visualizing how much better you would sound with duct tape over your mouth.
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FlorOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hi! I'm a single mom looking for someone to spend some time with and get to know. I enjoy movies, games, fishing, running, shopping, cooking, music, roller coasters, haunted houses, etc. I'm a very outgoing and down to earth person. I'd pretty much try anything once and I enjoy all kinds of humorous sh*tand sarcasm. I do not tolerate drama and lies. Friends and family are very important to me. Side note: If you aren't cool with kids, then I'm not the one for you. And I'm not on here just to get laid - that's what CL personal ads are for. I'm looking for someone that I really click with and that is also a pretty straight forward person, so feel free to contact me and we can chat!
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JannineOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I am a single mother of 1, who is my life!! I love life! I am a cosmetologist and have been doing hair for 16 years. I have a bachelor's degree in psychology but am having a difficult time finding work in that area, so I will continue to do hair until I find something! I am a homebody. I am honest to a fault. I am very independent. I am pretty happy go lucky and love to laugh and have a good time! I love going to church and love my church family! Thank you for reading, and happy fishing! Let's see....First date would be to meet at a coffee shop, grab a cappuccino, talk, get to know one another, take a long walk in the park or nature trail, maybe grab some dinner and a drink or two, and decide whether or not we want to go on a second date!! No need to waste anyone's time. If you aren't interested, be honest about it! I can handle the truth, and I will give you the truth as well!