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Florinda, 26

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About Me

Well hello there... (must be said uber-seductively)I'm on here to meet new people who want to talk and become friends. PLEASE, if you're not interested in me and I message you, don't respond back. If you message me and I don't respond, PLEASE, don't take it too personally. And for some reason, guys on here are notorious for messaging back and forth for a while and then just stopping out of nowhere... please don't waste my time if you plan on doing this;****.I am NOT interested in: "country boys", tools, guys that drink all the time, drug doers (including weed), guys who are trying to find a wife or a mother for their children, religious guys, etc. If I don't think we'll get along, I probably will not message you back. Sorry. Also, please don't lie to me or think that communication is not important. Just FYI: If I do message you and we start talking, please don't think that means I'm going to initiate everything. Grow a pair. Oh, and for ****'s sake put a shirt on. I am interested in: guys looking for something to do on Saturday nights, someone who might want to watch an occasional indie movie on a whim (not many)(promise), someone to flirt with me during the week when I'm bored at work or school, intelligence (gets me ALL revved up), someone to doesn't mind debating societal standards (religion, gender roles, political policies, etc), a dude who understands that differences do not mean the end of a relationship, blah blah blah blah blah. Just talk to me.A few tidbits about myself? Well... I like girlie drinks (meaning I don't drink beer... deal)(but I do enjoy an nice hard cider). I have the mouth of a well travelled sailor. I am NOT a morning person. I'm pretty funny, albeit sometimes its not on purpose. I'm not a pool- I don't have a filter and will usually say pretty much whatever arises in my little ridgy brain at any given point. I'm terrible at telling jokes and I'm more than a little fond of corny jokes. Sometimes I giggle (I'm pretty sure someone complained about that at one point). As far as religious philosophies, I really don't believe in any, but something I do believe in is Secular Humanism, which is something you can Google ya lazy bum! In my social life, I'm usually super shy and I do not socialize well. I don't like to be put on the spot with questions about myself or my life in what I'll call "crowd" situations. In more intimate settings, I'm a lot more open and usually pretty damn talkative. Politically speaking, I'm fiscally conservative, but socially liberal (I budget my expenses and *try* to anticipate my needs for the future, and also if you have a problem with homosexuals or abortion we're probably not going to get along.) I'm kind of boring sometimes due to my humdrum existence so entertainment on the weekends is a much needed escape. I'm also human; the kind who makes and forgives mistakes and has emotions... I prefer to date other humans. I also like this fantastic emo song lyric: "I want someone provocative and talkative and it's so hard when you're as shallow as a shower..."Lastly: Whateva whateva, I do what I want! Whatever you decide, whenever you ask me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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