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LouizaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hey there, available local men! I'm a stay at home Mama by day and bartend a few days by night. I'm clear headed, focused on the future, and I'm on my next mission... finding the man who knows how to treat a woman right and who loves children as much as I do. For anyone who does not like kids or cannot tolerate them...keep on movin! I have 3 year old twin daughters who are my besties. I'm 6 months into the divorce process. I live with my children and because it's impossible to be a mother and a father, I am the best mother I can be. I come from a broken home where my parents remained married until I went to college then divorced. I've never witnessed what real love and respect is supposed to look or feel like. I know what true love is because I'm a mother but looking for a different type of endless love that cannot come from them. In all honesty, I'm truly happy by myself. I miss having someone to snuggle with, have inside jokes with, watch movies with and go out with. I do not miss the person I used to share these things with so if you do and you're still not over it, please do us both a favor (and I'm not saying this in a negative way I just need to be upfront) do not message me...thanks! I'm quite funny. Not my jokes...no, they're not funny...but me laughing at myself can be. I'm a goofball. I'm the blonde that looks well kept, calm and collected but every now and again you may witness me falling up (yes, up) the steps or walk into a glass door. Sometimes my clumsiness is easy to cover up with my daughters, for ***, if I spill my drink while we're out to eat I politely ask the server for extra napkins because one of my daughters made a mess (yeah...I'm that person). I like to have fun but I'm not in college anymore. But we can pretend we're still in college once a week, right?? I hope to meet someone who has similar interests. I seem to pick the wrong men, men who are incapable of giving me what I want or need. Here's a few things I've come up with that I'd like to get out of life and possibly out of you:Love. I want the beginning to have butterflies...I want to smile ear to ear at every text, call, hello, goodbye...etc. I know some may think these feelings may not last over a decade but if you love a person enough it should be important enough to keep that magic alive.Respect. It's not just me anymore, fellas. I've got two little ladies that watch my every move. If they see me with some sleeze ball (not that it would get that far if you are one) they're going to think that's the way a man treats a lady. And I'm raising two lives I never had the oppurtunity of living. I want them to be able to provide for themselves, respect themselves, and find men who genuinely adore them. So please, remember, they're watching...lol.Time. This is really important. I'm not saying stay the week. I just know myself and if I don't see someone in over a week...that to me means I'm not important enough for that person to make time for. Obviously there are exceptions to this like traveling for work and such. With that being said if it's more of a long distance relationship (which isn't really what I'm looking for anyway...but if you're my guy and you're not close then...) we should still be able to chat everyday. If that scares you, continue to the next profile. xo!Attention. No, I'm not an attention "you know what"... It's just that I've already been married to the guy who never gave me any. Next.Stability. If you're my dream boat I hope you're not living on one. Then fine.Fun. Not the kind where you need 10 beers. I'm a bartender. I could pick anyone up after a few. The reason I choose not to is because of the other things listed above I'm looking for. It doesn't matter if you have kids or not...all that matters is that you can think like a kid and have actual fun. If you're chemically imbalanced or miserable please see a psychiatrist before messaging me. I appreciate it. Ha...I just laughed at myself.A few things you should know about me. So I've been around the area.-the northeast. Just saying. I find comfort in being in areas I know but because my life has been through a whirlwind of change, I'm up for anything.Like I said I have 3 year old twins. They're not in preschool this year and that's solely because of everything going on with the divorce between their dad and I. But because I went to school for Elem Ed, also have my teaching certificate in Hebrew, and always thrived in school I'm teaching them everything I know until they do get to school. I am an artist. I've been drawing and painting my whole life. It wasn't until my daughters were born that I ever felt the need to do it for money. I paint because I love it. It's calming, it relieves unneccessary stress, and at the end I can hang it on the wall or give it to someone special.Ok before you give up on me due to the length of my profile I'm just going to put a bunch of junk here I love:Watching movies, cooking, going out to eat, Taco Bell (lol), Mexican food, scary movies, getting dressed up, being naked (no I'm not naming opposites on purpose shut up), playgrounds, the beach, the mountains, traveling, cruise ships, Bermuda, Oreo Madness from TGI Fridays, watching comedy shows, Extra extra dirty martini's (and if you're going to order me one I'd prefer Grey Goose but if the bar doesn't have that I'll take a double Cap'n n diet), I drink beer but I prefer not to be fat so I limit myself, Drinking on my deck or a restaurant deck, Fireworks, The movie 'Crazy, Stupid, Love, Queso dip, Sushi (not the vegetarian crap), Ethnic foods, Road trips, Spontaneous car rides, Laughing until my eyes water, Chinese Buffets, Listening to Music, Getting a back rub, Getting my hair pulled (oopsies), Pizza, OK FOOD in general, reading, painting, decorating.... until we meet I'll shut up. Can you message me before I tell you what we're doing? (Or you tell me...)
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TroyOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason." ~ Easy AWho I am: I'm me. haha If you haven't noticed already, I'm tall. And before you even ask if I play basketball/volleyball, the answer is no. I swim. Now, being taller than the average bear certainly has its advantages: I can reach things in high places, I'm easily spotted in crowds, I'm treated like a celebrity everywhere I go (aka people stare at me like a circus freak), I live in my own little world up here, and the coolest thing about being tall...I get lots of "tall" pickup lines. hahaha "So uhh...you're tall, huh?" sarcasmI would say that my sense of humor is the key to understanding me. I'm a mix of cheesy and dry, straight-faced sarcasm. If you don't understand my humor, then you won't like me. I've often been told that I come off as b****y, until people get to know me and realize that I'm joking. My greatest joy in life is making others laugh. I will do pretty much anything for a laugh, even if it means having to bust on myself (I'm also really good at dorky physical humor - I'm constantly tripping and falling). One of my biggest traits/faults (depending on how you look at it) is that I'm honest (sometimes brutally so). I'm also kind, playful, goofy, adventurous, creative, independent, laid back, and mildly crazy (but in a good way...mwahahaha). I have a theory that everyone is crazy...there are just varying degrees of it (some people are batsh*t crazy and some just have a few odd quirks). I also enjoy being weird and nerdy. (Getting the reaction along the lines of, "what the heck is wrong w/ you?!" pretty much makes my day...hahaha).Why I'm on here: I figured that this would be a way to maybe meet someone who I wouldn't have otherwise met in my day to day routine. I do believe in fate, and that we all will meet who we are meant to meet when the time is right, if we are meant to meet anyone at all. What I'm looking for:"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your (butt). That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." ~ JUNOI'm looking for someone who is honest/realistic. Someone who doesn't play games (unless the games involve a board or cards). But I think that the most important trait for you to have is a sense of humor. I think that sharing a similar sense of humor and laughing at the same things is the key to any relationship (friendship/romantic, etc). If we can't laugh at ourselves and the small things that happen in every day life, what can we laugh at? Life is way too serious…people need to lighten up. My kind of guy is the kind that when I tell him the floor is hot lava....he plays along and acts like the floor is actually hot lava.Additional characteristics that would be nice in a match: someone who knows what he wants, someone who is considerate, adventurous, playful, respectful, intelligent, ambitious, supportive, easy-going/laid back, confident, charming, kind, etc.I honestly don't care about body type (as long as you're not obese). I'm looking for someone with a nice face…not a face that only a mother could love. Because let's face it (haaa get it? face? face it?;The Mask" if you know what I'm sayin'. hahahahaTo sum it all up: I'm looking for my best friend. Is that you?