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Keren
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
i really enjoy a man who knows the difference between YOUR AND YOU'RE so if you can handle basic english in your writing skills this may work. dont forget their, they're and there!!if you write me a message with stupid computer lingo I cannot handle it and can't take you seriously. And I don't care " what's up". . I also enjoy going out all the time ***so i need someone who can keep up with me and adventuring. i enjoy signing up for thousands of free samples daily and would like someone to share this excitement with me. i like Dolphins. I also enjoy zombies. I want someone to sing karaoke with me! And who will make me laugh forever. And go to car shows.Ps. If you drop an " lol" . Done. Watching an episode of criminal minds and figuring out if you're creepy or not.Getting a tattoo. I'm partial to coffee and dollar menu.Lawn shopping.. And no, I don't wanna get in your van.
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Meadow
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm pretty low maintenance, but also quite girly. I am rather funny and extremely sarcastic. I don't take anything very seriously. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes. I talk a lot, and almost always too loudly. I always manage to make an awkward situation awkward-er. you will find this either endearing or annoying; I'm hoping for the former but hey, i just can't be all things to everyone. I am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things -- my legs are always covered in bruises.I like dive bars and strong drinks. I love going to weddings. I can't sing, but I seriously rock out in my car. I love nature shows and everything on HBO & Showtime. when I was a kid, I really wanted a pet penguin to live in the bath tub. I like learning new things. I love to get dressed up, but I rarely do. animals love me. I love live music of almost any variety in almost any venue and I'm always down to go to a show. I legitimately like tofu. I am random and goofy and romantic and I can't sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes.I need a zombie (or any other) apocalypse partner. I'm not very fast, I have mild asthma. I will not make it on my own when the zombies come. however, I will keep morale high, I will do the cooking and other similar tasks, and I will have no problem bludgeoning a zombie with whatever is handy.Please don't message me asking to be friends with benefits unless those benefits are dental and a 401K :) First date we should go for a unicorn ride.
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Elaine
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Most people say that I\'m very funny and smart. I feel that I\'m very driven and dedicated to my goals and ambitions. I\'m looking for someone who knows what they want and is looking to build towards a serious relationship.