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About Me

"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason." ~ Easy AWho I am: I'm me. haha If you haven't noticed already, I'm tall. And before you even ask if I play basketball/volleyball, the answer is no. I swim. Now, being taller than the average bear certainly has its advantages: I can reach things in high places, I'm easily spotted in crowds, I'm treated like a celebrity everywhere I go (aka people stare at me like a circus freak), I live in my own little world up here, and the coolest thing about being tall...I get lots of "tall" pickup lines. hahaha "So uhh...you're tall, huh?" sarcasmI would say that my sense of humor is the key to understanding me. I'm a mix of cheesy and dry, straight-faced sarcasm. If you don't understand my humor, then you won't like me. I've often been told that I come off as b****y, until people get to know me and realize that I'm joking. My greatest joy in life is making others laugh. I will do pretty much anything for a laugh, even if it means having to bust on myself (I'm also really good at dorky physical humor - I'm constantly tripping and falling). One of my biggest traits/faults (depending on how you look at it) is that I'm honest (sometimes brutally so). I'm also kind, playful, goofy, adventurous, creative, independent, laid back, and mildly crazy (but in a good way...mwahahaha). I have a theory that everyone is crazy...there are just varying degrees of it (some people are batsh*t crazy and some just have a few odd quirks). I also enjoy being weird and nerdy. (Getting the reaction along the lines of, "what the heck is wrong w/ you?!" pretty much makes my day...hahaha).Why I'm on here: I figured that this would be a way to maybe meet someone who I wouldn't have otherwise met in my day to day routine. I do believe in fate, and that we all will meet who we are meant to meet when the time is right, if we are meant to meet anyone at all. What I'm looking for:"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your (butt). That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." ~ JUNOI'm looking for someone who is honest/realistic. Someone who doesn't play games (unless the games involve a board or cards). But I think that the most important trait for you to have is a sense of humor. I think that sharing a similar sense of humor and laughing at the same things is the key to any relationship (friendship/romantic, etc). If we can't laugh at ourselves and the small things that happen in every day life, what can we laugh at? Life is way too serious…people need to lighten up. My kind of guy is the kind that when I tell him the floor is hot lava....he plays along and acts like the floor is actually hot lava.Additional characteristics that would be nice in a match: someone who knows what he wants, someone who is considerate, adventurous, playful, respectful, intelligent, ambitious, supportive, easy-going/laid back, confident, charming, kind, etc.I honestly don't care about body type (as long as you're not obese). I'm looking for someone with a nice face…not a face that only a mother could love. Because let's face it (haaa get it? face? face it?;The Mask" if you know what I'm sayin'. hahahahaTo sum it all up: I'm looking for my best friend. Is that you?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am a pretty easy going kinda person. Life goes by too fast not to fullfill ur dreams Or try to atleast. I amJust looking for a straight up guy who has the same goals and beliefs as i do. Old fashioned......dinner and a movie would be ok with me. Usually let the man decided, see how creative he is and what he comes up with.

  • Ashlie

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I'm a totally honest and open gal so please feel free to ask anything and just be yourself and real with me. * there is much more depth to me than meets the eye * i have my life together, live on my own, great job, have a car, pay ALL of my bills and I keep myself looking good. Please please please be able to bring a little something to the table fellas :) thanks a bunch qualities & weaknesses: I'm a dynamic girl, i can be taken home to mom and dad! Smart, funny, loyal, respectful, caring, creative, and a little feisty at times. I can also be very sarcastic and like to joke around! Oh yea and I'm a Sagittarius which means i'm brutally honest and don't lie or sugar coat anything. I laugh at myself often, keeps me younger and more honest :) Long story short I have a strong personality and I'm a handful lol but I do NOT think I'm better than anyone else and will always listen to others opinions! I'm on here to date and see if I can meet my ideal match. Starting out as friends and casually dating at first is fine but I would like something serious at some point. I know what I'm looking for and what I want. I'll keep looking till i find YOU ;) To learn about my hobbies/work/life in general: if you are interested ask away! Profile was too long haha I'm a very versatile chick. Love going to the beach and mountains too. Love to travel! I have a NEED for speed also haha so motorcycle rides are a plus! You: A great personality makes someone very attractive to me. Can you hold a conversation, joke around and know how to be respectful? then step on up ;) Someone that takes care of their body, is willing to spend time with me, will show me some new hobbies perhaps, and won't mind sharing in some of my hobbies as well is an extra bonus. I will give a relationship 110% as long as I am given respect in return :) There is much more to learn and talk about so if i've caught your interest enough to read this far please send me a message and let's enjoy some laughs and adventures together! Something new and spontaneous but where we can still get to know one another or grabbing a drink or coffee works too. I challenge you to a few games of skeeball!!!! Love that game

  • Drucilla

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I like being really serious and having no fun..No, but saying you like to have fun is kind of saying you like to breathe. I just thought I would put that out there. UPDATE: if you are going to message me (and you would like a response in return) here are the top things not to say..1. hey ( thats it nothing else)2. hey how are you? ( I know you copied and pasted this to every girl who looked half decent in her pics)3. My wife and I thought you were cute and wanted to get to know you. ok hopefully you get the idea.I spend my time learning guitar, sewing, designing clothes and watching netflix that I rented 4 years ago and still havent returned.I don't know how to whistle, am not impressed by pics of your abs and will always be scared of ET..I'm the girl at the bar drinking a PBR wondering why girls bother wearing heels..I will go camping whenever and always ready for a road trip. I love 80s sweaters, my vintage camera, chipwhiches,guys who wear plaid and catching a show around the city.I'd like to meet someone who is okay with me being quiet or saying wildly inappropriate comments.Incase you couldn't tell from my pics i'm kind of addicted to changing the color of my hair. It's part of how I express myself as an artist.

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