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About Me

I'm pretty low maintenance, but also quite girly. I am rather funny and extremely sarcastic. I don't take anything very seriously. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes. I talk a lot, and almost always too loudly. I always manage to make an awkward situation awkward-er. you will find this either endearing or annoying; I'm hoping for the former but hey, i just can't be all things to everyone. I am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things -- my legs are always covered in bruises.I like dive bars and strong drinks. I love going to weddings. I can't sing, but I seriously rock out in my car. I love nature shows and everything on HBO & Showtime. when I was a kid, I really wanted a pet penguin to live in the bath tub. I like learning new things. I love to get dressed up, but I rarely do. animals love me. I love live music of almost any variety in almost any venue and I'm always down to go to a show. I legitimately like tofu. I am random and goofy and romantic and I can't sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes.I need a zombie (or any other) apocalypse partner. I'm not very fast, I have mild asthma. I will not make it on my own when the zombies come. however, I will keep morale high, I will do the cooking and other similar tasks, and I will have no problem bludgeoning a zombie with whatever is handy.Please don't message me asking to be friends with benefits unless those benefits are dental and a 401K :) First date we should go for a unicorn ride.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    well hobbies for sure are out door things...quads motorcycles beaches camping ... anything that is relaxing and fun. with my life its hectic and chaotic enough with my kids and job. music always has to be rock...whether classic alternitive metal...good shit. i have been though so much already with relationships... that there really has to be someone for me....

  • Kristyn

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Hi, I enjoy running, biking, swimming, cooking, being adventurous outside, hanging out with family and friends. I'm easy going. I like going to sporting events, yes, I do actually watch the game. I'm not afraid to get a little sweaty, but I also do know how to clean up for a night out. I recently moved to the area for my job. I enjoy trying new foods, especially since I'm new there's so many good resteraunts I haven't tried or found yet. My favorite place in DC is the zoo. It's been my favorite since I was a little kid. I'm a postive, motivated, goal driven and energetic person. If you want to show me around, maybe share your favorite hot spot with me, send me a message :-)

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