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Meadow, 30

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About Me

I'm pretty low maintenance, but also quite girly. I am rather funny and extremely sarcastic. I don't take anything very seriously. I make a lot of inappropriate jokes. I talk a lot, and almost always too loudly. I always manage to make an awkward situation awkward-er. you will find this either endearing or annoying; I'm hoping for the former but hey, i just can't be all things to everyone. I am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things -- my legs are always covered in bruises.I like dive bars and strong drinks. I love going to weddings. I can't sing, but I seriously rock out in my car. I love nature shows and everything on HBO & Showtime. when I was a kid, I really wanted a pet penguin to live in the bath tub. I like learning new things. I love to get dressed up, but I rarely do. animals love me. I love live music of almost any variety in almost any venue and I'm always down to go to a show. I legitimately like tofu. I am random and goofy and romantic and I can't sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes.I need a zombie (or any other) apocalypse partner. I'm not very fast, I have mild asthma. I will not make it on my own when the zombies come. however, I will keep morale high, I will do the cooking and other similar tasks, and I will have no problem bludgeoning a zombie with whatever is handy.Please don't message me asking to be friends with benefits unless those benefits are dental and a 401K :) First date we should go for a unicorn ride.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Makenzie

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

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  • Zena

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am an adventurous artist who loves anything spontaneous!I never thought I would be on a dating site; however I figured out was worth a shot to meet new people. I am a tad nerdy and adore both ridiculously silly and in-depth conversations. To me life is about the ride; all the experiences that help us grow and change. To much routine bores me, I like to just get up and go. I work full time and have my own business painting murals. My family is very important to me as well as my convictions. I have a humanistic world view and I am currently studying mental health counseling in order to gain my masters degree. Oh and to make it easier I'm not dtf, if you are ain't no shame in it just don't waste your time :-) For a first date I would enjoy something really unique and fun. I love conversation so anything where you don't have to be quite...like the movies lol. Take me to a rat rod Car show and I may just fall in love lol

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