Total users: 60,495,665 Online users: 217,484
Erlinda, 30
United States, Ohio, Groveport

Online

About Me

Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Comedy Martial Arts War Bowling Nascar
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Candace from Groveport | Woman | 28 years old | Taurus
    Candace

    Online

    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Im very outgoing, love to have fun and laugh, always down to try new things and looking for someone who feels the same...I enjoy the night life...im also a full time student just tryin to get ahead...Im 28 and trying to live my life to the fullest...if your younger than me sorry I dont babysit please keep it moving...oh yeah one more thing im not looking for a one night stand or a bum ass dude looking for a handout...women shouldbe treated like queens and pampered if you dont feel the same then we wont see eye to eye so dont waste your time ;)

    Chat
  • Alyvia from Groveport | Woman | 26 years old | Sagittarius
    Alyvia

    Online

    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am a fun loving girl who enjoys music, movies, going out with friends, and going on random adventures. I love the Jets, going to shows, and going into the city. I love my job and I always have a funny story to tell. I am easy going and always looking for a good laugh.

    Chat
  • Madilyn from Groveport | Woman | 27 years old | Scorpio
    Madilyn

    Online

    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I\'m a hopeless romantic looking for love. My hobbies are making jewelry, catching up on my TV, and shopping. I need someone very special to stay with me and love me (and my interests).

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: