Total users: 62,207,807 Online users: 224,222
Erlinda, 30
United States, Ohio, Groveport

Online

About Me

Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Comedy Martial Arts War Bowling Nascar
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Estela from Groveport | Woman | 29 years old | Aquarius
    Estela

    Online

    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    So, I am 29. I like to stay active and I would like someone to do that stuff with. For ***, I have never been hiking. Would love to go but all my friends are lazy. I love music, all kinds. Learning to play guitar (I suck). I run every day and go to the gym regularly. And, as much as I love to stay active, I also really like going to the movies or staying home and watching something to relax.

    Chat
  • Careen from Groveport | Woman | 30 years old | Libra
    Careen

    Online

    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I think I will fill this out more completely when I'm less skeptical that it will work. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm smart, funny, creative, and awesome. Modest, too. Bonus points if you recognize the headline without Googling.

    Chat
  • Clara from Groveport | Woman | 26 years old | Leo
    Clara

    Online

    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'm a fun having, down to earth person,I work hard, play harder. I enjoy my life and being happy with what I have, and surrounding myself with people who make me feel good. I absolutly love laughing everyday and have a great sense of humor. I can take and give a good joke, as well as am really scarcastic at times, but all in good fun. I'm looking for A goofy fun loving person that can be responsible at times but as know when to let loose. Someone who values people for who they are, someone who has a great sense of humor and enjoys any and all experiences of life. Someone to share a good laugh with, great memories and a sports fan!I love any type of movie from comedy to war film, I enjoy trying any new experience at least once, and alway looking for reasons to get out of the house, hiking, fishing, kayaking, sports games especially the Phillies, And Packers games. Phillies game, out for a few beers, whatever works and is fun

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: