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ErlindaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...
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KristinaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Hi! I'm Jenn! I lovvvve my kiddos and my coworkers. Recently, I was told I was the "cool teacher." So... That's pretty awesome.I am honest, real, and driven. I'm feisty but I'll have your back. I sing and do a cappella. I love traveling, cooking, music, movies, photography, vintage, adventures, tattoos, sustainability, the West Village on a Friday, Park Slope on a Sunday, and inside jokes.;Beat It" dance by heart. I'm allergic to elephants. I am a grammar nerd. I'm honest, to a fault. I bite my nails, but I'm trying to stop. I love cold weather. I have an unhealthy relationship with Thai food.I am looking for someone who knows what they want in life. Who is settled, and stable. Someone who is ready for love and everything that comes with it- the flaws, the fights, the passion, the traveling the world, and not being able to get enough of each other. If you're looking for an honest girl who will challenge you and who will support you and who you can come home to every night, who will make you a bangin' steak (even though she's a vegetarian) because she just loves you that much...maybe that's me.I should probably throw in here that I am plus sized. I am more than "curvy," but less than "crazy obese." At the end of the day, though, I'm pretty awesome and thats what SHOULD matter. I am a size 16 and you can check out my photos. For some people, this is a deal-breaker. If you are one of those people, thanks for reading this far and good luck to you! Dinner and drinks? Classic. I'm easy.
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LolaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Im 26years old and a full time mommy My free time is normally spent with my daughter. I like the out doors being outside is connecting with nature I like to teach my daughter about it all. I dont have my life completely together but being a single mommy is pretty new to me so I'm trying my hardest to do everything right. I have tattoos and piercings, I like going out muddin with friends and summer is my favorite season nothing beats camping and bon fires with your friends.my daughter is my world and I want to find someone who understands she comes first, I'm not looking for a one night stand or a fling I want a serious relationship I'm ready to settle down. I love watching movies and going to the theatre is something I like to do when I can. I dont currently have a car but I'm looking I do have reasons behind not having one, I work out everyday and do zumba as well I'm trying to get back into shape and I'm determined to do that asap I love working out it makes me feel refreshed and energized my daughter also does her work out with me its amazing watching her. My favorite colors blue I love all kinds of music, I enjoy trying new things and traveling I love learning new stuff everyday. I have goals in life some are simple to achieve others aren't, for now I just want to be a good mommy and provide my daughter with the love and support she deserves with everything in her life Something where we can talk either sitting down or for a walk just hanging out getting to know one another