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Ema, 30

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About Me

seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sheshe

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-30

    Hi! My name is Sheshe. I am never married catholic mixed woman without kids from Fairfield, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Carin

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    .time flys) for work. I do however miss my family and friends more then anything. I'm pretty laid back and easy going. I'm very independent and self sufficient. I'm rather over the bar scene but enjoy going out to watch a game or spend a sunny afternoon on a nice patio with good friends, drinks, and food. I love to do anything outdoors and experience new things. I'm pretty open to date ideas, something casual and or active would be a good place to start.

  • Dorla

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Alright, I'm giving this site a shot, lets see what happens. If you're super creepy, please just leave me alone. If you're relatively normal, have a job, childless (preferably), are mentally stable and love Jesus, then lets hang out. Also if you can use "your" and "you're" properly, you're on your way to greatness. I'd like to think that I'm funny, smart, athletic and fairly well rounded. I love working out, dancing, hanging at the beach and relaxing at home. I promise I'm not crazy and I don't have cats.For some reason you fellas are missing out on my pure awesomeness. It's a shame. I'm totally worth the drink/dinner/both I'm going to let you buy me. :) Seriously though, man up and send a message. Not this "joefreakingcool wants to meet you" crap. And how about some messages with some meat to them? As much as I appreciate the effort of your message, receiving the message of "hi" doesn't exactly make my panties hit the floor. Let's be real here, we've already settled on a free dating site, don't be so picky and take a chance on the coolest chick this site has to offer. Now let's see who's going to make a move. The dream first date? 1) you show up. 2) you've got a plan of action and you've let me know enough information to dress appropriately. 3) we have an awesome time because I'm a hoot and I'm sure you are too. 4) date number two is planned.

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