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Ema, 30

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About Me

seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Beverley

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm sick of wasting my time w guys who are just looking to "hook up"..with that said-I'm a working mom. I put my daughter and my job first so I need or would like a guy who can show me a little attention and put me first sometimes. I'm looking for someone who has a job and who is motivated in life. I want someone in shape and doesn't like to just sit around eating fast food and junk. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit materialistic. But don't worry, I buy my own stuff... I love action movies! I might be the only girl to laugh my ass off through hard core death scenes. My favorite- Badass! I speak my mind and I'm not afraid of what anyone thinks. If you look like Robin Thicke or Adam Levine, I wouldn't hate that... Anyway, that should be enough to get you started. Are you over weight? Do you live with your parents because you are lazy? Do you buy your clothes from walmart? Are you just looking to hook up with someone easy? Do you wear your hat sideways? Do you use bad grammar or spelling? Do you want to be a comedian?If you answered yes to ANY of these, do not send me a message.If you don't like that I'm a woman who knows what I want and what I don't want, no need to tell me. Just go on your way and have a good day.

  • Lyda

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I'm not looking to jump in to a serious relationship right away but I'm not looking for a piece of ass either. I would like to get to know someone on a friendly level, no pressure and just go with the flow and see where thing's go. If you would like to know more about me then send me a message, promise I won't bite too hard ;) Something Simple...

  • Corina

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I have a 6 year old, she's my world and she comes first. I have a lot of friends and family that love me and think I'm awesome. Im not really sure what i want but whatever it is I don't want any games or one night stands. I do work two jobs so I'm busy all the time and don't need any drama. I'm very chill and laid back but I also have a mouth on me and I'm not afraid to use it. I think i have a high tolerence for ppl and can look past most things. I have a good sense of humor and want someone who will laugh at me and with me, I do a lot of crazy and stupid things but I'm all heart. I am just recently divorced and ready to move forward anything else just ask.

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