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Ema
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
seriously...how many freaking times do I have to say I dont date nor have an interest in black dudes...its not nor ever will be my thing!!! If you take life too seriously or have a crappy sense of humor...mooooove on. Im sarcastic and weird and it keeps life interesting. I'm obsessed with unicorns, wolves, bacon, Dr. Who. I never leave the house without make-up on. I learn things really fast but I test horribly. I stalk my good girlfriends to make sure they aren't being stalked by creepers or jerks. I dream in color and about people I haven't met yet then I do. If I have a bad dream then I start yelling or talking in my sleep. I drool. I sleep in the middle of the bed. I HATE being woken up. Beer tastes like piss. I don't care what kind it is or how it's flavored. You're drinking piss. I talk to my dog. I don't own shorts or anything white. If you poke me, I will punch you. I'm deathly afraid of worms. Super short people freak me out. When people lie to make themselves look better I will FLIP OUT. I remember everything. I don't expect anyone to understand me and I just don't care anymore. I do what I do for the good of myself and if I do or say something you don't like it's cause I care about you and wish you would listen. I don't expect just any man to put up with me and my weirdness and I also don't care cuz you're just missing out on the fun.I dont trust people that don't smile with their teeth...... Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?? jkanything laid back. Lord I apologize for the people Im about to offend....Some people need to eat a burger and some need to stop...when did people stop caring about their health. I do not date black dudes. Its just a personal preference just like some guys only date white or asian or short chicks. This is still America.If you're a snarky jerk that has a problem with me having a PERSONAL PREFERENCE to the physical type that I date then you can F-off...if you aren't okay with the right to free speech leave the country. ***> if you don't read this that's just going to be automatic deletion for sending me a message based off how I look. Namaste!
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Lavern
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
So Im a single mother. I have 1 son he is my main man nothing comes before him....tired of playin games either ya real and u want something or u dont! dont sit and waste my or your time cause it p***es me off....I am very honest and I never beat the bush and I expect the same in return. Dont worry about my feelings when it comes to certain things cause Id rather know what up then try to have to figure it out or read your mind...If u wanna know anymore then dont hesitate to ask im tired of talkin to this box!!!! Ohhhh almost forgot....I WILL not Chase you...Ive learned some like to be and Im not the one.If I dont respond to you either Im not intrested or got a bunch of mesages...either way dont take it personal andact like a baby lol...theres somebody out there for everybody. Toodles! :p To have fun and not meet up and just sit around... I have self respect and I dont put out soooo if all u want is a good lay then move on theres who*res everywhere and get what u need lol Plus truthfully does anybody believe in dating anymore???sure dosent seem like it.I do but havent came across anybody else that does.
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Rosie
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I'm easy going and up for just about anything at least twice! I'm a hard worker and enjoy nothing more than a good glass of wine after a long day. I've worked for myself as a stylist for almost 9 years now and have a degree in early childhood education that you couldn't pay me to put to use.I have a great family and awesome group of friends that mean the world to me. I like cook, keep active, and golf when time allows me to do so! (although I wont claim to be great!) Also, if I can't see your teeth in your pictures I'm going to assume you have none or don't take care of them ;)*Sense of humor is a must**Gangsters need not apply*And yes, my picture is upside down on purpose..no need to bring it to my attention