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Neomi, 31

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About Me

I guess I should start by saying that the whole concept of this online thing is new to me. To be honest, I find the idea kind of unnatural... But if you're so busy that you rarely go out and thus, don't have the opportunity to meet people, I suppose the online thing makes sense so I'll give it a shot. I have one child who is, rightfully, the center of my universe. So if you're interested in the party-girl who gets a babysitter every weekend so she can go out to get wasted and act a fool, that's not me. Also, I have zero intentions of introducing my child to anyone that I date and I'm certainly not looking to rush into anything.My work is of a professional nature, government-related, and therefore, it's kind of like Fight Club. And the first rule of Fight Club is... If you can't finish that sentence, please stop reading this now.I guess I'm a typical girl in the sense that I like interior decorating, fashion and all that. However, unlike a typical girl, I'm not bat-sh*t crazy, high-maintenance or stuck-up. Nor do my sentences generally consist of, "Like... Oh my god... Right??" I'm pretty chill. I can keep up with the girls and roll with the boys. I grew up in Northern BC, so I'm not afraid of getting dirty and I can probably build a better fire than you can. In case you haven't noticed, I also have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm currently teaching myself to play guitar. I love hockey, cooking and music. I appreciate pretty much all music with the exception of country. I am not a Flames fan (Canucks & Oilers, all the way) and I absolutely DO NOT two-step. Nor am I interested in you teaching me how to.The things I value most are family, honesty and integrity. I appreciate someone who is intelligent, quick-witted, driven, self-sufficient, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Improper spelling and poor grammar are a deal-breaker for me. As are crunchy hair, girl eyebrows and sparkly shirts. So d-bags need not apply. ** UPDATE: I do not hook up. So if that's your objective, please save me the "ur hot" messages. In return, you'll save yourself some time, energy and dignity. I'm sure there's some poor girl on here that will eat that sh*t up, but it's not me, pal :) A public place, in case you're a total weirdo and I have to yell "stranger danger" and run away.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Hertha

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Well hello there.....so about me huh.....I'm a pretty regular girl. I'm passionate about life, but I try not to take it too seriously, I mean where's the fun in that, laugh at yourself, I do at least once a day. There are a few things in life I can't live without, my family and friends, my dog, the beach, the yankees, sweedish fish and cake batter ice cream. I'm clumsy, sarcastic, and a little goofy. I'm pretty uncomplicated, I like my bubble baths with wine and my baseball with beer. My friends would describe me as kind, smart, funny, happy, genuine and a little silly.I'm looking for my best friend, someone to enjoy the little things in life with, walking the boardwalk, cooking dinner, watching a movie...I think you can have a good time doing anything if you're with the right person. A good sense of humor is necessary, make me laugh, and yes, I laugh at corny and inappropriate jokes, as long as you laugh at mine. I'm looking for a guy who knows what he wants and goes after it, who isn't afraid of finding that special person. Someone who's honest and genuine, I don't play games, unless we're talking monopoly and boggle =).= Relationships are about give and take and making each other happy, so hold the door for me and I'll keep your favorite snack and favorite beer in the fridge :). I'm simple and uncomplicated, treat me right and I'll make you the happiest person. I want someone who will go out on the town with me one night then spend the next day being lazy, watching movies. I'm looking for something real, so if you're not, I'm not the girl for you, but if you're looking for that person to take on the world with, lets see what happens. Life is good, all that's missing is someone to share it with.

  • Lashay

    Online

    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I love music.. pretty much all types. I love to sing! You can call singing my most popular passion, as well as playing guitar. I have been teaching myself how to play. I own a black Fender Stratacoustic... Its HOT! I love dancing and most of all laughing! I love the outdoors, fixing things, power tools, and Monster Trucks! I am very much a tomboy and love getting dirty. I will say this... The best date I have ever been on I was picked up by a Dump truck.. Fun Fun!

  • Eldora

    Online

    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I was here. I left. I came back. I will update very soon with more info. I lost my long and drawn out novel of a profile. *sigh* don't worry it grows back like a bad haircut. I am a woman of many facets. To try to describe myself to you would be frustrating for me and would only be my perception of self. That being said, I suppose who I am to you depends on what part of me you choose to tap into. Eventually, with enough time invested, you may see it all. Some see me as colorful and vibrant. Energetic, perhaps a little childlike, and soulfully inspired with many ideas, some new and some old. Yes I have a kid and she's almost as tall as me and she specializes in chasing off douches *laugh* I'm kidding. Sense of humor in tact.On the flip side, I can be many things most people can be, such as impatient, intolerant. I can be prideful. There's a whole list of things, but I remain willing to look at myself. I have taken time to look at my past and present behaviors and progress as I learn life lessons. I feel I have come a long way. One KEY thing about me... I do NOT drink. Nor do drugs. I still have plenty of fun I just remember it all now. *smile* I also try my best to live an honest life of principles and values. I will wait as long as it takes to find the one whose values coincide. Ok one more thing. I don't drive. It's a lifestyle choice for me. Something many can't fathom. But I do, and that's what matters :-) So unless you enjoy driving the distance, its best to be fairly local to visit because though I can get places, I can't get everywhere unless I call a taxi and well...that is a luxury I can't afford. If you are of sound spirit, mind, and body (most of the time) I would especially love to talk to you. If your idea of a good time doesn't involve going to a bar that gains you extra bonus points, especially because I don't drink. I probably won't be staying.... Locals seem to really love it here, or at least making the best of it. I am making the best of my temporary time here as well. But it is... temporary. I've had a dream in my mind since age 14 that I would live in NY or a vast city. I have lived on a few beaches in my life and didn't go. Up for a road trip? I'm in! If you just want to hang out and go do fun stuff and random day trips I am good for that too, well, once we meet and greet and all is swell.; HimBjorkFleet FoxesMumford &; OatesPearl JamJohn LennonYeah Yeah YeahsEdith PiafBeach HousePhoenixand so many many more. I'm a total musical freak. Music is ALWAYS on at my place. I'm dead without it seriously... yep... brace yourself! I love dancing. And I love cheese. ;-)Books:Art History booksAnything Charles****nsH.G. WellsTime travel novels Design Magazines (fashion/architectural/home) Something fun that takes away the pressure of the idea of being on "the first date". Doesn't have to be extravagant. A night of bowling could be fun. I think the ideal first date is jumping on a giant trampoline and see who can fly eachother the highest. But that's me. Have a giant trampoline? Bonus points for you. Yes I'm a big kid.

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