Stevie, 25
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About Me
A 25 y/o single, full time allergy nurse, and full time mommy ( boy-9, girl-7)...(. I understand my " tiny humans" can be intimidating, but they really are quite cool! If you're not ok with them, then it's really quite simple. Dont message me! ;)~so you need not finish reading if that is the case~Do NOT message me with "hey boo", " what's up, momma", " Wuts good, sexy!" or " hey baby, Message me!". You wont hear from me! Nothing personal, but I figure if I'm gonna take the time to write to someone, they should at least be stimulating and intellectual enough to write more than a 4 word greeting! Please do not take it personally if I dont respond. I know what im looking for, and I'm not big on wasting time. I speak fluent English and Sarcasm! I believe in anything that can make me laugh, and that fate is a real deal.( alongside karma). ;) I have a sense of humor, that tends to veer in the side of raunchy at times, but, hey, it's fun!!! I don't believe it's ok to try to be someone else, or pretend you're someone you're not! I'm perfectly un-perfect, and I'm totally ok with my imperfections!! Live life, like it will end tomorrow, right?? Or at least that's what the smart people tell me...;)I drink occasionally ( ok, fine! Very occasionally... What?! Its not a "problem"....wine helps me sleep) ;)I tend to have a bit of a spontaneous mouth, meaning, I usually say what comes to my mind! Some call it a blessing, others call it a curse. I call it natural..... and just, well, NORMAL!Guys- tattoos and piercings are great... IN MODERATION...( contrary to what my mother taught me)I can't lie even if it could save my life! I've been lied to my entire life, and can usually call B.S. from a mile away! Thanks!!Bye bye now!! ;) A first date can be awkward, and maybe even just down right weird...That's why my idea of a good date would NOT be a quiet dinner and a movie, but rather something that required interaction. Like mini golfing, laser tagging, or to a gun range. Hiking, sky diving, picnicking etc... You get the point! Screw it!! Let's hike the Appalacian Trail!!!! And FYI: I like surprises. So please don't keep asking me what I want to do for our date. .. Come on.. I'm easy to entertain. Be spontaneous!
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