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Claribel
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'm a tattooed, biker, roller-- I'll do anything to make myself and others around me smile.You dont get to know much more for free. If you're interested in trying to keep up, shoot me a message. I'm a romantic. And a lady. Stay within those limitations.
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Torie
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I feel like I should ask my Grandmother to write this blurb for me --she thinks very highly of me.I am easygoing, have a great sense of humor and am very independent. I'm not looking for anything in particular from this, and it's probably better not to have any expectations. It seems to work for some people, however, so I figured I would give it a shot! I like to think I have varied interests...but don't we all? I love camping and being outdoors...but it's also nice to dress up and go out once in a while. I like any kind of live music, and I have a soft spot for classic rock and country. I also very much enjoy horrible rap music after a few vodka sodas...very cliche white girl. I enjoy spending time with my friends and family, but I also value time by myself. I have a very fulfilling job that I love and allows me to have a relatively flexible lifestyle. Hopefully one day I will click with someone with his sh*t together, makes me laugh and is willing to watch Pawn Stars marathons with me on rainy Sundays. This all sounds so achingly generic. Oye. I'm actually a riot, I promise.Can someone please explain this 'Meet Me' feature to me? Probably meet for coffee in a well-lit area where we will be watched, unbeknownst to you, by a large Russian enforcer who attacks if I give the signal.Or we could just go get drunk....
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Bernardine
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
This feels like I am applying for a job or posting something for sale on Craigslist. So here's my sales pitch:DescriptionOne 28 year-old female. Minor wear and tear around the edges but in pretty good shape overall. SkillsDoes not take herself too seriouslyCan make an edible, somewhat delicious mealA hit with babies and the elderly (and with everyone in between, but especially babies and grandmas)Independent woman who also won't freak out if the door is held open for herDecent soccer skills (working on it!-ing, playing soccer, etc.Mad dance skillsLikes to get glammed up every once in a while but can also be out the door, ready to go in 20 minutes or lessFamiliar with stupid internet humourWrites in the third personExperienced in Microsoft Office and Adobe Creative Suite. Testimonials"She's just like, super duper nice" - my best friend