SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Vernie
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
My mom thinks I'm funny. I can properly use they're, there, and their. I can properly use you're and your. I think inflatable furniture is uncomfortable. Choker necklaces are ugly. I like prizes in my cereal. I counted to infinity twice. I'm far from perfect. I could have a flatter stomach, clearer skin, whiter teeth, better hair, ect. But at least I don't have an ugly heart.I'm curious- if a priest touches an avocado does it then become holy guacamole? Or is there more to the process? Please let me know. Oh and did anyone ever find out Who let the dogs out? My theory is the mailman.I'm a great catch. And I have references. larping in the park while sipping the freshest lemonade in all the land.
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Maryland
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I am an intelligent, funny, genuine, and easy-going woman. I enjoy spending time with my family, watching the lions and the pistons, going on vacations, drinking a few beers on the weekends, bonfires, pretty much anything that seems like a good time. I believe that life is what you make of it. I can think of a song to fit any situation. I am able to have fun doing pretty much anything. I was raised in the country and now live in the city and love aspects about both. I enjoy living a simple life and material things don't impress me. I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh; someone I want to spend time with. I like guys that are respectful, honest, and funny. Negativity is a turnoff. Overall, I am happy with my life, I'm just looking for someone to spend it with. Call me old fashioned, but I think that it is up to the man to decide.
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Shonda
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I may or may not know all of the lyrics to that theme song... I plead the fifth.In addition to being a huge, unapologetic dork I am also a very driven individual. I believe in working hard and playing harder. I currently work full time as a marketing assistant, own an online business, and am a costume designer for a local theater company .- I love cabrewing, vintage stores, singing in the shower, and board/card games. I am known to be super competitive even when I don't stand a chance at victory.-putt player but I am varsity level at smack talk. I am also hilariously self deprecating when I'm losing. I am not above spilling embarrassing stories to make you laugh! I am very easy going and love meeting new people so if you're good at holding up your end of a conversation, I would love to hear from you! I recently discovered the giant swings at the banks by the Red's stadium that overlook the river. I think it would be awesome to take it back to grade school and spend the date swinging and enjoying the conversation. I can tell you a truly funny story of how the only copy my most recent family photo randomly wound up in the hands of an elderly texan couple I've never met or how my living (and perfectly healthy/sassy) Grandma found out she'd been pronounced legally dead. You bring your A-game too and at the very least we'll spend the afternoon laughing.