SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ShulamiteOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get outbut I'm too tough for him,I say, stay in there, I'm not goingto let anybody seeyou.there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get outbut I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smokeand the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerksnever know thathe's in there.there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay down, do you want to mess me up?you want to screw up theworks?you want to blow my book sales in Europe?there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get outbut I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimeswhen everybody's asleep.I say, I know that you're there,so don't be sad.then I put him back,but he's singing a littlein there, I haven't quite let himdie and we sleep together likethat with our secret pactand it's nice enough tomake a man weep, but I don'tweep, do you?
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SanoraOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Hello guys, I’ I’m here looking to find someone to share in this adventure we call life.…. but I’m missing that partner to make it more enjoyable. My ideal companion would be a man that loves the outdoors, is active from time to time, and is actually looking for a relationship. Please do not respond if you have crazy ex drama, do drugs of any kind, or are looking for a FWB situation (to each their own, just not my thing). Also, I am financially and emotionally stable and request that you be as well. Although I do not have a long list of must haves, I do request that you enjoy a somewhat healthy lifestyle. I’ Oh and if you like pets, even better! No worries, I do have a fun side which includes beer drinking, playing kickball, attending live music events, hanging with friends, and traveling as much as I can. All in all, I'm looking for a guy who's witty, sweet, funny, over 6'5". but you better be funny ?). Just kidding of course! Hope to talk to you soon!
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WenonaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
And I'm getting really good guys!*Everything you need to know about me... for right now:1. I have been known to wear copious amounts of glitter for no reason at all, other than it's a Monday.2. I am a former drama teacher. (Summer ***was my last session to teach).3. I write sex stories when I'm lonely.4. I love glitter.5. I REALLY love glitter!!!6. My current list of guilty pleasure shows include: Mad Men, Wilfred, Arrested Development, Orange Is The New Black, How I Met Your Mother and New Girl.7. I am fluent in sarcasm.8. I dig rocks. Rocks are sexy. Just check out their cleavage and hardness.9. I giggle at my own *** Did I mention I love glitter?!*****11. The truth is most people bore me and I lose interest easily. I blame it on my AD... Oh, look... GLITTER!!!***THINGS I APPRECIATE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Intelligence, honesty, patience, and a good sense of humor.- Not Brad Pitt.==>I prefer to meet someone sooner rather than later because attraction is important, and let's face it, not all of us turn out to look like our pictures ;-) It is better than texting for days or weeks on end only to discover you've only met someone who belongs in the friend zone. Something low key... like sky diving... or getting married.