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HannahbananaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-21
Hi! My name is Hannahbanana. I am never married other hispanic woman without kids from Pemberton, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KimberleighOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.
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KristleOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hello! I guess I will begin by saying I am divorced and have been back in the dating scene for about a year now. I've had fun discovering more about myself and what I want in a relationship and now I am ready to find something more serious. I have a 2 year old and I have 3 cats...and no, I am not the crazy cat lady. My passion is animals and I would love to one day work in a marine mammal rescue, even if its just volunteering. I am a college graduate with a Bachelor's in Psychology. I was born and raised in AZ, lived in CA for about 5 years and recently came back to AZ to be near family.I am looking for the nice guys out there if any exist. I want to be treated with respect and not like a booty call or piece of ass so if you're just looking for a random hook up or one night stand, I'm not your girl. I am hoping to go on some fabulous dates and maybe find someone to spend time with on a regular basis...and if it goes well I am open to becoming more serious. I am a very affectionate person and would love to find a man who is the same way and will not only appreciate receiving my affection but will love to show it to me as well. I strive for a healthy lifestyle and have recently lost 50lbs. I work out ***days/week as I am still working towards my goal weight and I feel that it's important to me to be with a guy who is active and supportive of that. I love running and going on bike rides and I have a baby seat for my daughter to go too, she has a blast! I would really LOVE to meet a guy with a sexy European (Scotish, Irish, British) or Australian/New Zealand accent, but not a deal breaker necessarily. Love tattoos in good taste, sense of humor, great smile, mature, takes care of himself and his responsibilities. Singing and/or playing guitar and a guy who likes to cook are also nice bonuses! I know what I want in a partner and am not willing to settle or lower expectations. Life is too short to be unhappy with less than what you deserve. Something thoughtful, but I am not too picky. Dinner and drinks is fine with me or feel free to be creative with a walk or hike, bike ride, kayak ride, etc. I'm open!