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HannahbananaOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-21
Hi! My name is Hannahbanana. I am never married other hispanic woman without kids from Pemberton, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KimberleighOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.
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HilariaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I am a pretty easy going girl. I grew up in the country for most of my life, on a farm so i LOVE animals! I have experienced a lot in my life and those experiences have made me who I am. They've allowed me to be able to relate to a lot of different people and its what makes me good at my job. I am the youngest of 11 kids (no step siblings). I am very independent but just like everyone else I still need some attention and affection from time to time. I have my own apartment, a car and I work 7 days a week. I'm straight up and honest and expect others to be the same way. I am very open and it can make for some great and often interesting conversations when others can be the same way! I have an amazing network of friends that I love to death and would do anything for. All of them have kids so I have inherited being the "god mother" to all 11 of them (soon to be ***and they mean the world to me! I have a cake decorating business that I do on the side out of my home. Please be respectful and don't waste your time or mine by messaging me with some sexual comment...you're a dime a dozen and it gets old real quick. Not to mention its super annoying. Something fun that will make us both open up, laugh and have fun!