Total users: 60,162,259 Online users: 216,837
Kimberleigh, 30
United States, New Jersey, Pemberton

Offline, last seen Sat, 29 Nov 2025 21:58:59

About Me

So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

Museums Drawing / Painting German Spanish Vietnamese Fantasy Mystery Western Dance Social Networking
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Marshall from Pemberton | Woman | 28 years old | Gemini
    Marshall

    Offline

    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Looking for someone I can naturally get along with and talk with. . . . I've done this profile thing several times and trying to come up with something that would set me apart and show who I am. Thing is, there is no formula for knowing if you're going to get along with someone and make a long-term friendship out of it. All you can do is give it a try. I know who I am. What I stand for. Where I want my life to go. If I find someone awesome, but right now I don't want sex, I don't want pressure to be in a relationship, I just want to find friends and have a good time. And by the way I love food. I can eat anything I want and still stay skinny. Women hate that about me. I'm special :)

    Chat
  • Lavonna from Pemberton | Woman | 29 years old | Taurus
    Lavonna

    Offline

    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm looking for someone to date and get to know, see where it goes. Looking for someone funny and smart. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone who knows the value of hard work, the lazy free loaders need not apply. I play softball, love football (go Broncos!!) That's all for now I guess. Drinks are easy, or something else equally low key to get to know each other

    Chat
  • Ardith from Pemberton | Woman | 26 years old | Aries
    Ardith

    Offline

    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I\'m…feisty, goofy, friendly, approachable, flirtatious, laugh a lot, stylish, affectionate, passionate, confident. People with a good sense of humor, not shy or timid, who can make it a fun.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: