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Kimberleigh, 30

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About Me

So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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