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HildegardeOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Uhhh...I am really sarcastic. My friends would tell you I'm funny, if I paid them enough. I REFUSE to " lol ", it feels completely unnatural to me (and reminds me of the old dial-up days of AOL for some reason...). Sushi is overrated. I enjoy writing strongly worded letters and "stickin' it to The Man" when I can. (One of my MANY useful but nevertheless unmarketable skills...). I enjoy being creative and original. I'd consider myself spontaneous...as long as I know ahead of time. (Seriously, how else will I know what shoes to wear?) I really, really, REALLY love my dog. :)The following section is just my senseless ranting about this website and the people who use it...you. Written in 20 or so minutes after being on here for a week. Read at your own risk.Ohhhhh the pages I could write on all the rediculous things I've found over and over again in your profiles... Here are some of my favorites:1. Your Headline reads something like: "Insert clever headline here". WOW! HAHAHA! SO CLEVER! Ummmmm, No. I must see that headline on at least 20% of profiles. But thanks for pointing out your lack of originality and laaaaame sense of humor.2. You leave your entire Description and Interests sections blank, save for something like, "I really hate describing myself. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm an open book" or "I have way too many interests to list". How the hell do you expect some stranger to even begin to ask you anything when she knows literally nothing about you? Even if there's a picture of you surfing..."Uhhh so you surf? Yeah. Cool. Uhhhhh..." Okay, good talk. Goooood talk.3. Copy & Paste ***? ;/ Do you think we can't tell? When your initial contact consists of you blabbering on about all your interests (which by the way HAS a place, in your Interests section!!!) and some ambiguous compliment clearly having nothing to do with anything specific to MY profile ***you're obviously waiting for statistics to work in your favor... If 1 out of every 1 million girls respond positively to this lazy and insincere pick-up attempt, then gosh darnit, you've got a buttload of *** send! ~~"So you're sayin' there's a chance...?!"4. Your pictures. Ohhh man this needs its own section in my rant... ~You have 1 or 2 pictures total... Over the course of one's lifetime I am sure that every ugly mofo has had at least 3 deceptively decent looking photos taken of them. And then 100's more that show what they ACTUALLY look like. So pick a couple of those and throw em up there. ~Why do so many of you guys take pictures IN the driver's seat of your car?! I just don't get it... ~ People take pictures of themselves in the bathroom because there is a mirror in there... I honestly don't see what the big deal is. So GET OVER IT! And quit talking shmack about what every other guy does on meetville. How do you even know anyway...? (Plus mirror pics make a lot more sense than in a car...) ~IF you do take a mirror pic, please be smarter than the mirror... If you move your head and/or body and/or phone a little bit I PROMISE there are literally endless combinations of ways to stand that don't require your ENTIRE FACE be blocked out by your phone. But again, thanks for pointing out your dreadful lack of intelligence right-off-the-bat.5. Content: Okay, clearly a lot of you "easy-going" and "laid back" fellas are into "anything outdoors" but you "are also cool with just staying in".....? But seriously, why can't I find any profiles mentioning how much you like laughing and having fun?! Personally, I hate fun of all sorts. Especially laughing. (that was of course...what? That's right. Sarcasm***last thing then I'm done...If you claim to not care about something and thus refuse to discuss it (ahem...religion or politics), this does NOT make you "open-minded". It pretty much makes you the opposite actually.Have an AWESOME day retards! ;D I like surprises... ;D ...and flying kites!
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TonitaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Well, I just moved out here a few months ago and I don't really know anyone. I work a lot so it's hard for me to meet people. I am a full time bartender, but I'm looking to get back into school in January for forensics. I am very laid back and mellow, quiet, but not shy. I'm also very independent, so I need someone who is also independent. I also need someone with confidence in themselves. I like sports. Football and baseball are my favorite. I am a Redskins and a Yankees fan. I can watch and play any sport though. I run in my free time and I am looking to explore all these hiking trails nearby. As for music, I like old stuff and new, seeing it live is the best though. I like all different types of movies. My taste has changed over the years though, I use to love horrors, but now I lean more toward comedies and dramas.
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MadisynOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
"I don't just want a Relationship, I want a Friendship that will last forever. " - by me! Silent Love is the most Painful Feeling Ever. - by me!Hey, I'm just seeking around the corners to see what's out there, I'm a down to earth desert riding gal who doesn't mind gettn her hands dirty, or working hard. Gotta work hard to play hard like the saying goes, I work in the medical field and love every minute of it. I love to be around my family and friends, it's very important in my life to have them around. In my mind I think I am different and unique from those who are around be but then again its not me judging myself its you judging me for what you want to believe I am, all I can is to show you I am who I say I am and be nothing short of that. I am a very bluntly honest gal and I will tell you straight up in any situation how I feel or whats on my mind if you can't handle that then I'm sorry we won't be getting along by any means.I like to be in the desert kicking up dust (I grew up in the racing industry its in my blood and I wouldn't see it any other way. I still go to the races as well as medically volunteer at some desert races), I love working with sugar ( Every year I go to a convention out of state for bakers across the world, its amazing to meet these awesome people and to see their creations let alone take classes from some of them), I work out 5 Days a week and love to go hiking or on walks to stay active, go hunting or fishing, love taking road trips and sight seeing the world, I love to travel. I love working on cars and bikes I grew up working on old cars with my grandfather and dad so getting a little greasy is just fine with me. I love kids, I love sending care packages out to our men and women who are deployed.If you want to get to know me better, write me. Something to do with great conversation, No to movies because you sit in a dark theater and that's not the way to get to know someone.