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Mira
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Last minute road trip? I'm in. Skydiving? Sure, why not?! I'm spontaneous, adventurous and some-what sarcastic. I'm the type of person that will say or do something completely off the wall in order to break the ice. I'm a confident and independent woman with a zest for life and a desire to explore all life has to offer. I work in the mental health field, which is an interesting and challenging field to work in. I do the intake process for all incoming, returning and current patients who suffer from various mental disorders. I am not the type of person that needs to be in a relationship to feel "complete". I am very content being single and independent but I am at a point where it would be nice to have someone who shares similar interests with to go venture and experience new things with. I've been single now for over a year and am ready to get myself back into the dating world and see what all is out there!I am a normal, down to earth girl who enjoys having fun! I love to laugh and have a pretty eccentric sense of humor. I find humor in pretty much anything. I am easy to get along with a very much a 'go with the flow' kind of girl. Make me laugh and I'm sold. I am a football fanatic. Being that I am a native San Diegan, I am a die hard Charger fan. I am not one of those girls that just say they like football to look cute and don't know a thing about the game. I was raised around football. It's in my genes. :) I enjoy all sports really. I love watching UFC (I'm a Tito Ortiz fan.. don't shun me) and boxing. I enjoy concerts and listening to live local bands.. and Weezer right before that just a few months ago. I am not much of a club-goer so if you live to party it up downtown, I don't think we would be a good match. I'd rather a low-key bar playing pool with hip-hop playing on the jukebox. Any other further question you may have, send me a message! :)***PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME***Please do not message me asking me how my day/week/night/weekend is going? Do you really care? Let's try a more creative approach shall we?!I am uninterested in you if you have a plethora of half naked pictures of yourself on your profile. So you have a nice body.. How's your personality?!Guys who post pictures of their cars, shoe collection (really?!), tattoos, house, boat..etc. I am not phased by material things. You're just attracting gold diggers. Just an FYI.Please, please, please DO NOT write me a message if you are married, separated or in a relationship. I am not a home wrecker. If you're asking me on a date, you better have something in mind. My biggest pet peeve is a man who doesn't know how to take the reins.
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Hildegarde
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Uhhh...I am really sarcastic. My friends would tell you I'm funny, if I paid them enough. I REFUSE to " lol ", it feels completely unnatural to me (and reminds me of the old dial-up days of AOL for some reason...). Sushi is overrated. I enjoy writing strongly worded letters and "stickin' it to The Man" when I can. (One of my MANY useful but nevertheless unmarketable skills...). I enjoy being creative and original. I'd consider myself spontaneous...as long as I know ahead of time. (Seriously, how else will I know what shoes to wear?) I really, really, REALLY love my dog. :)The following section is just my senseless ranting about this website and the people who use it...you. Written in 20 or so minutes after being on here for a week. Read at your own risk.Ohhhhh the pages I could write on all the rediculous things I've found over and over again in your profiles... Here are some of my favorites:1. Your Headline reads something like: "Insert clever headline here". WOW! HAHAHA! SO CLEVER! Ummmmm, No. I must see that headline on at least 20% of profiles. But thanks for pointing out your lack of originality and laaaaame sense of humor.2. You leave your entire Description and Interests sections blank, save for something like, "I really hate describing myself. Anything you want to know just ask. I'm an open book" or "I have way too many interests to list". How the hell do you expect some stranger to even begin to ask you anything when she knows literally nothing about you? Even if there's a picture of you surfing..."Uhhh so you surf? Yeah. Cool. Uhhhhh..." Okay, good talk. Goooood talk.3. Copy & Paste ***? ;/ Do you think we can't tell? When your initial contact consists of you blabbering on about all your interests (which by the way HAS a place, in your Interests section!!!) and some ambiguous compliment clearly having nothing to do with anything specific to MY profile ***you're obviously waiting for statistics to work in your favor... If 1 out of every 1 million girls respond positively to this lazy and insincere pick-up attempt, then gosh darnit, you've got a buttload of *** send! ~~"So you're sayin' there's a chance...?!"4. Your pictures. Ohhh man this needs its own section in my rant... ~You have 1 or 2 pictures total... Over the course of one's lifetime I am sure that every ugly mofo has had at least 3 deceptively decent looking photos taken of them. And then 100's more that show what they ACTUALLY look like. So pick a couple of those and throw em up there. ~Why do so many of you guys take pictures IN the driver's seat of your car?! I just don't get it... ~ People take pictures of themselves in the bathroom because there is a mirror in there... I honestly don't see what the big deal is. So GET OVER IT! And quit talking shmack about what every other guy does on meetville. How do you even know anyway...? (Plus mirror pics make a lot more sense than in a car...) ~IF you do take a mirror pic, please be smarter than the mirror... If you move your head and/or body and/or phone a little bit I PROMISE there are literally endless combinations of ways to stand that don't require your ENTIRE FACE be blocked out by your phone. But again, thanks for pointing out your dreadful lack of intelligence right-off-the-bat.5. Content: Okay, clearly a lot of you "easy-going" and "laid back" fellas are into "anything outdoors" but you "are also cool with just staying in".....? But seriously, why can't I find any profiles mentioning how much you like laughing and having fun?! Personally, I hate fun of all sorts. Especially laughing. (that was of course...what? That's right. Sarcasm***last thing then I'm done...If you claim to not care about something and thus refuse to discuss it (ahem...religion or politics), this does NOT make you "open-minded". It pretty much makes you the opposite actually.Have an AWESOME day retards! ;D I like surprises... ;D ...and flying kites!
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Sal
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I love all kinds of music except for screaming music. I have a beautifull 1 year old little girl who is my world she comes first in everything I do. I love hanging out with family and friends just kicking back laughing and having a good time. So If u want to know anything else just ask.: Maby dinner and a nice walk than a .movie.