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Ila, 28

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About Me

KNOCKERS! since i have your attention: i'm funny, super laid back, kinda like to go with the flow. getting back into painting. i listen to mostly rock, but love all kinds, almost. i can chug a beer in under 4 seconds. love to laugh. somebody who wanted to win me over just has to make me laugh, hard. i bet i could show a gross picture showing off the goods and have NO TEETH and get more hits than just normal, wholesome pictures. not my bag. slores have ruined chivalry. i need somebody to hang out with who doesnt suck, who will sit through my weird movies and not treat me like a RECREATIONAL HOLE. not that i'm not a total perv, just more selective than your looser variety. any hoot! so i thought i'd give this a shot for a little bit longer. before i get a cat. and dress it up like a person. take it for walks on a leash. feed it steak. fill the hole in my heart. anything pretty much but exploring like an abandoned warehouse would be kinda creepy, at least for a first date, bc that actually would be cool. not really used to how dating works anymore. maybe feed some ducks n shiz. tickle each others armpits. put on a puppet show.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Cassidy

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Looking to make some new friends. I am recently separated and being alone is .. well.. pretty lonely. If something deeper and more meaningful comes out of it then that's OK too. I have 3 amazing kids, all boys, that are my world. So if the kid thing freaks you out you might as well not bother. I am currently attending college and working on attaining my bachelors degree. I love being outdoors, fishing especially, but also enjoy boating, swimming, camping, and bonfires. I listen to all types of music but country is my favorite :) I enjoy cooking and trying new recipes and I'm a netflix junkie! If you want to know anything else feel free to ask.Just a few notes after being on here a few weeks:* If you do not have a picture I will not reply.* While I do love compliments, try to keep them classy, at least in the beginning ;)* Intelligent conversation is a must. If you reply with "ya me too" chances are I'm probably not going to reply.* If you are a dbag I'm going to tell you so. * No I do not want to make/be in a porno, so stop asking. * I'm not a grammar Nazi, but it makes me think a little less of you if you can't even take the time to proof read your profile.

  • Isla

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I am a single mama after being in a relationship for 9 years to their daddy... I have 2 boys that are ages 8yrs and will be 3 in mid sept. My goals are to take care of my boys the best I can alone and be happy... I am a country girl who don't think id want to live in the big city... love being outdoors in summer and hates being cold in winter... I like most music that has and can understand words from 70's to now! Anything else u wanna know just ask! What's that? Lol jk

  • Cis

    Online

    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I’m the life of the party, so if you want someone who knows hope to treat you like a queen, drop me a line. I want to feel the same way about someone the 7th year of our relationship as I do the 1st.

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