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Ila, 28

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About Me

KNOCKERS! since i have your attention: i'm funny, super laid back, kinda like to go with the flow. getting back into painting. i listen to mostly rock, but love all kinds, almost. i can chug a beer in under 4 seconds. love to laugh. somebody who wanted to win me over just has to make me laugh, hard. i bet i could show a gross picture showing off the goods and have NO TEETH and get more hits than just normal, wholesome pictures. not my bag. slores have ruined chivalry. i need somebody to hang out with who doesnt suck, who will sit through my weird movies and not treat me like a RECREATIONAL HOLE. not that i'm not a total perv, just more selective than your looser variety. any hoot! so i thought i'd give this a shot for a little bit longer. before i get a cat. and dress it up like a person. take it for walks on a leash. feed it steak. fill the hole in my heart. anything pretty much but exploring like an abandoned warehouse would be kinda creepy, at least for a first date, bc that actually would be cool. not really used to how dating works anymore. maybe feed some ducks n shiz. tickle each others armpits. put on a puppet show.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I'm fun loving, hard working, driven, and have quirky sense of humor. I enjoy spending time with family and friends, going to movies, listening to music, and going to the lake during the summer. I also enjoy reading although I never finish a book. I'm looking for some one who is easy going, has a good sense of humor, and is family oriented. Going out for drinks and conversation.

  • Darlene

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Im a Single parent raising 2 kids. I love my kids. I love my job also I work with troubled teens but I am farm kid through and through. I love outdoors. Camping.fishing.running. roadtrips. I have a odd sense of humor. I love to laugh. I hate cussing. Im just looking for a new friend to start and go from there... Best first date would be a guy shows upwith bait and his fishing poles and i grab mine and we go fishing all day and eat his packed lunch. ( the fishing bug has bitten me hard this summer) nothing like relaxing and getting to know someone.

  • Milagros

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    moved back to D- I miss the city but I came back for a decent job. I am just on here seeing whats out there and to meet some new people who may not be from the area. If you're interested or just want to meet some new people feel free to contact me. I have a ton of other pics I just don't feel like putting them on here.- have a good job that can be very demanding but I am very good at what I do. I am not a push over and am very assertive. If you don't like strong independent females probably wouldn't be a good match. I breathe football and I cannot wait until Fall again GO BRONCOSI'm not thin. If that problem for you don't bother contacting me. No I'm not looking for your money i do well enough on my own. not looking for just a hookup just a fyiAlso I don't drink very often preferably looking for someone who wouldn't mind a weekend in or out

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