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Ila, 28

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About Me

KNOCKERS! since i have your attention: i'm funny, super laid back, kinda like to go with the flow. getting back into painting. i listen to mostly rock, but love all kinds, almost. i can chug a beer in under 4 seconds. love to laugh. somebody who wanted to win me over just has to make me laugh, hard. i bet i could show a gross picture showing off the goods and have NO TEETH and get more hits than just normal, wholesome pictures. not my bag. slores have ruined chivalry. i need somebody to hang out with who doesnt suck, who will sit through my weird movies and not treat me like a RECREATIONAL HOLE. not that i'm not a total perv, just more selective than your looser variety. any hoot! so i thought i'd give this a shot for a little bit longer. before i get a cat. and dress it up like a person. take it for walks on a leash. feed it steak. fill the hole in my heart. anything pretty much but exploring like an abandoned warehouse would be kinda creepy, at least for a first date, bc that actually would be cool. not really used to how dating works anymore. maybe feed some ducks n shiz. tickle each others armpits. put on a puppet show.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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