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Laurinda, 31

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About Me

Well I'll start by saying that if you don't know already, all women are crazy, some more than others. I at least acknowledge and own my craziness lol. But besides that I think I am pretty awesome. I'm very straight forward to anyone that is in my life because I am an adult and I treat others the way I would like to be treated. Children play games and I put my barbies away a long time ago.I'm not looking for a man to come take care of me, I can provide for myself. I just want a man who is willing to give me his time and make me a priorty *** an option. If you treat me like a joke I will leave you like it's funny. People seem to think that the grass is always greener on the other side, but that's usually because the other side is fertilized with bullshit. I actually think I lose brain cells just seeing commericals for the show . If you chose to use the phrases YOLO, DTF or GTL it's possible I may punch you in the throat, fair warning. ... I have a smartass attitude and a sarcastic sense of humor so if you cant take a joke or laugh at the nonsense in life then chances are we wont click. My IQ is higher than my shoe size so i can hold an intelligent conversation.Yes I have tattoos and piercings but that doesn't make me trashy, it makes me unique, and if you judge a book by it's cover you may miss the best story of your life. I'm a real chick so if you talk to me I promise you wont end up on an episode of catfish lol. It seems there are plenty of fish in this sea..only most are just looking for the next one to mount in thier bedroom. I just started writing for fansided umass sports section so anyone into sports can like my page on *** the minutemen.com, check out the site itself or follow on twitter *** Something that let's us talk and get to know each other....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Lysha

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-26

    Hi! My name is Lysha. I am never married spiritual but not religious african woman without kids from Millville, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Emiko

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am pretty laid back and like the people in my life to be as well. I am new to the internet dating thing, therefore skeptical. I'm pretty much down for anything that gets me out of the house. Whether it be going to do something I've done a million times or something that takes me completely out of my element. I am comfortable going out and gettin dirty.....I did grow up in East Tn ;)I am looking for an attractive guy who has a job (fyi: "love doctor"...not a real doctor), drivers license/vehicle, education of some sort and does not live with his parents, someone who can keep me laughing as well as entertained and on my toes. I am not going to "chat" with you via text/ e-mail 2 or 3 times and then meet you in person for the first time at your place or in a parking lot to bump uglies, just sayin...if you send me a message that says anything along the lines of, "God must've broken the mold when he made you," or " hey sexy, you ready to get together and create some sparks?"...do not, by any means, expect a response, because you, cool guy, are lame!...Also, I will not be beginning the story about how we met with, "we met on an online dating site." Sorry if that sounds harsh, but its just not gonna happen. We met at the grocery store, local park, bookstore, etc...Feel free to insert your own "beginning" so to speak...and thats only of course, if anything is to possibly come out of this resembling a relationship! So...with that being said...check your bait!

  • Dolley

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    so if your reading this obviously you liked my pictures hahahahaI have a seven year old son who is the most charismatic funny, talented and he is such a character and makes me laugh daily,I kid around a lot and don't take things too seriouslyi am very open sometimes too openfun and ****y, a stupid genius, sexy as hell self conscious girl woman, emotional but like to think i am notloli don't know what I am looking for other than ,,,to meet fun people and learn about my new self as I doI don't believe in relationships until people know each other, i am not someone who is in love with being in lovei one day want to fall in love with a person, not an idea, dream, relationship etc.I whole heartedly believe in true love and don't know the type of guy i am looking for but I know the true love that I will feel whenever it is that I feel it.blah I hate talking about relationships but **** it!I want thatI would love to have camper and just drive anywhere any time!I would love to take my son to Disneylandwell I am sorry that wasnt very funny but hey, you likey? hahahahahthis is a long profshootthanks for reading it!if your going to message me then please tell about the date that you would take me on?or an ackward or embarrassing thing that happended to youor crazy chick stories!! Iove them! or anything elsei just think the hey, hello , hi! as a first message sucks!because its just not cool! it takes forever to converse!!go on a boat and fishingshoe shoppinghahaha kiddingi want to see stuff

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