SIMILAR PEOPLE
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RochelleOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
The girl next door - sweet, cute, funny, and fun to be around. Goofy & silly and will do anything to put a smile on your face :) I consider myself very honest, sometimes brutally. I can be blunt. I don't see the point in playing games or beating around the bush and wasting someone's time. I'm a good cook, and a very nurturing person. I'm looking for honest, respectful, intelligent GROWN men who appreciate and know how to treat a REAL, GOOD, woman!If you have gold teeth in your mouth, a blunt hanging from your lips, or can't speak or type in proper English, then please don't waste your time by messaging me because I will NOT reply. Like the headline says, keep it classy :) Let's do something fun! Go bowling or mini-golfing...that way we can have fun and be able to talk. Nothing too crazy...I'm not jumping out of any plans on a first date LOL maybe even go for a COUPLE of drinks...that way you're relaxed :)
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EarlieOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am awesome! My mom tells me so all the time. Seriously though, I think I am funny, intelligent, reasonable, logical, open- My words and actions will back up the aforementioned traits. I have a snarky and sarcastic veneer, but I still have a soft little underbelly of sweetness (pardon me I just vomited a little) hidden underneath (please don't tell, or it will ruin my street cred). I have been called normal by more than one guy, so I am beginning to think that this may be a rarity in broads these days. I have the kind of crazy that will use a shopping cart like a scooter (until I have a hip replacement), not the type of crazy that interrogates my fella because it took him more than ten seconds to return my text. I am not the jealous sort and don't like that quality in a guy. A smidgen of jealousy in a guy is a kind of cute, a dallop would be way too much (I think those units of measurement are correct). I think brains are hot! If you're a guy that knows the difference between homophones, doesn't use double negatives, and isn't too lazy to write out the words "you are" in lieu of "ur," we'll get along just swimmingly. A sense of humor is good too. It's nice when I'm not the only one laughing at my jokes. A fine hatred of Nickelback will also do well for you. You will get a better reaction from me by telling me you kick puppies for fun, than if you tell me you like Nickelback. I like a fella who is smarter than me, or one who can keep up with the banter. I am also one for boys who are trying to bring back chivalry. Yes, I am capable of opening my car door, but it's much sweeter when you do it. It shows a gal you think she's worth the extra effort. Me sending you the first *** going to happen bucko. I need to give you the illusion of control. ;) On a more serious note, I'm looking for a partner; someone who makes me feel all warm and squishy inside...Someone who wakes up every morning grateful that I'm part of his life, just as I do the same...Someone I can talk to for hours, or enjoy comfortable silence with...Someone who inspires me to think of creative ways to make him happy, make him feel appreciated, make him feel loved...Someone who makes me want to be the best version of myself and who I do the same for...Someone I can't wait to see and miss after he leaves...The list could go on forever. "Avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women -" Categorized Likes...-MoviesTrainspotting, Office Space, Memento, Zoolander, Death to Smoochy, Labyrinth, Full Metal Jacket, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Criminally Insane, Clay Pigeons, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Kill Bill Vol.-..I enjoy bands in most genres except jam bands, newer metal, Gregorian chants, and of course Nickelback. Random Likes.....maybe. :) Clubbing baby seals? Not having you chop me into pieces and putting me in your trunk? Mooing at cows? The possibilities are endless!
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GwendaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Independent, handsome, unique individual. Ready to mingle. Love music. Love to laugh and have a good time. Search for someone to interweave my life with and have a lifelong fun together.