SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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PorscheOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
***** A few must haves ***** I'm writing this to save us both alot of time. It's not meant to be mean, please don't hate. 1. You must have all your teeth and in the correct places, semi straight. 2. Must NOT be fresh out of a relationship or hung up on / still talk to your ex. 3. Some version of a white man 4. Around 5'10 or more 5. An American who speaks English clearly 6. Non-smoker & no drug use 7. Have a good job, car, and home. 8. Not bald 10. Chew with your mouth closed and quietly. 11. Your profile must NOT say "looking to date but nothing serious" - I will not reply to that******* If you meet the above criteria, thank you, and carry on! I'm a super sweet, shy, old fashioned girl looking for a serious relationship, my soul mate, someone to be my best friend, daily partner in crime, adventure buddy and so on..... I'm not looking to rush anyone or get into anything physical too fast. I would like to get to know each other as friends first. I go with the flow hoping I'll find "the one to marry, someday soon."I'm a sucker for facial hair, or a man with a truck. The taller and broader the better. I love to feel tiny when you hug, protect and cuddle me. That's semi important.I'm a city gal so I'm very street wise. Dont try to sweet talk me. ;) Honest, sincere, and trustworthy people will win my heart. But be kind, I'm extremely sensitive although it may not show. I'm a gentle soul, head to toe. Everything about me is characterized as gentle. From my touches to you and your touches to me.....I'm a delicate flower. I prefer long, soft, slow, caressing kisses. Don't smush my face or jam your tongue down my throat. God gave some of us luscious lips for a reason - USE EM!A kiss CAN BE the difference from another date or deleting a number. Lots of pressure. Jk Lol********Warning.....following information not suitable for young viewers. Put the kids to bed before you read on: very important! If you have a thick oversized penis, we cannot date. Sorry. I need and want an average / regular size one please. Thank you!!!* Add 2 years to my current age above, it's incorrect. The first meeting is just an introduction so......something casual, quick, simple & easy - like a drink or coffee / tea - so we can see if there is any mutual connection in person. The 2nd meet-up is more of a date, isn't it?And if you want a 3rd and 4th.... Just ask. Take charge, CALL ME, make a move with options. I don't. ;)
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MaciOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
..........ask me anything im an open book...............im honest and patient. ...looking for the same in my better half......this time of year I want to watch football & cuddle Meet for coffee or drinks somewhere we can talk see if we click!