SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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KeturahOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I have a huge heart with a lot of love to give, yet I\'m not quick to open it up in fear of getting hurt again. I\'m interested in someone that would like to join me as we develop ourselves and our relationships.
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CallieOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I am a ***tomboy, ***nerdy, ***fun, ***artistic.I am energetic, bouncy, a little weird, fun, sarcastic, and creative. I love video games: Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, Virtua fighter, Bio Shock, Dishonored, Batman and Tenchu. I also love to cook.What I want in a guy? A guy with time (some time not all of it at least 3 days out of the week), I want a guy that takes care of themselves (I spend a lot of time staying fit, and would like someone that can keep up with me!), that stays fit and eats well, that is confident in themselves, that is intelligent, attractive, open minded. My idea of a first date is something casual, my idea of second date is something super romatic. Flowers, dinner, an amusement park.