SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Kolleen
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
independent, communicative, intelligent, loyal, sane, a good cook (and it's sauce NOT gravy), passionate, earthy/sensual, high energy, funny-sarcastic, a rule breaker (but I follow every rule I agree with), and blunt when necessary. I am resilient, self-supporting, self-reliant and very secure in who I am. Cute and confident.Wackos, weirdos and fakes need NOT apply. I'm not interested on jumping on your merry-go-round. NO PICTURE NO RESPONSE. Surprise me.
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Yolande
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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Evette
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I\'m just a down to earth person looking for the same. I can be very sarcastic and joke around a lot. I am not looking to play games with anyone and am looking for someone who wants a relationship. I’m looking for person who’s ready for serious relationships and who I can have some joyful moments with.