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RichelleOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hmm..well I really hate the idea of having to sum up my personality in such a limited way. I guess I will make this short and sweet..like me. I am just like one of the boys...but I know when and how to act like a lady ;) I have a great witty personality mixed with just the right amount of sassy. ** I am not looking for one night stand. I am simply here because my life is rather busy and I just dont have the time to get out that often to meet new people..so this was another option. Well it's been a pleasure introducing myself ,K.C.C.O my friends!
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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JonelleOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I miss having someone to share special moments with, call just to say hi and hope your day is great. I\'m looking to find someone who is kind, funny, romantic, sensitive, loving, caring and likes to have fun.