SIMILAR PEOPLE
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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EmylynnOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I have a child which comes first. I don\'t have time for games - life is too short and precious. I like all kinds of music. A good listener and put a smile on my face. Someone to become my lifelong partner and lover.
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StephOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I always try to enjoy life, including its challenges. I love traveling to new places and trying new things. Weekend getaways are also great. Although I can be quite at times, I'm really more outgoing and adventurous then people first perceive.Two years ago a few friends and I started attending bootcamp classes 3 times a week, and now we are addicted to them. Otherwise I tend to spend most of my time with friends doing various activities, having a games night or just hanging out and talking. When I'm not with my friends, my leisure time is usually spent reading or watching movies/TV. I like Rock, R&B, Hip hop, Top 40, and Country (not twang). I have also enjoyed a few symphony performances, my favorite being ESO's Symphony Under the Sky: Movie Night. I recently switched career paths to one that allows me to utilize my education and experience to help others, a dream situation for me. I'm looking for an honest guy who is open to exploring the possibilities in life. I am not interested in hook-ups, one night stands or FWB. As my profile states, I would like to find a long term relationship. This is the ideal result, not an immediate expectation. Still interested? Send me a message. :) Otherwise, enjoy your fishing.