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Fred, 35
United States, New Jersey, Marlton

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About Me

Few things about me:I’m extremely sarcastic; and have been described on more than one occasion as sassy, cheeky, smartass, etc. I come from a long line of sarcastic, quick witted, dry, all around hilarious people...so rest assured I’m pretty good at it!I’m deathly afraid of spiders and earwigs, and anything with a lot of legs, it’s embarrassing really.9 out of 10 times, I will struggle opening a banana. I know, also really embarrassing but I want to give you the good with the bad ;)I love cooking, probably one of my fave things to do, the whole process, planning the meal, shopping for ingredients, cooking everything from scratch and the best part, enjoying it with a glass (or two) of wine. I have no pets, but LOVE animals. I will almost always stop to pet a stray cat, try to play with a stranger’s dog and always walk a little slower past a dog park. I love the way dogs interact... they love everyone. If only all humans were just as cool!I will always find an excuse to dance, and have been known to break into dance, just cause! I also couldn't imagine my life without music, it has the power to completely change my mood.I will always find the humour in everything, maybe sometimes when I shouldn’t; life’s too short to take things too seriously. Having said that, I will also almost always choose to make an ass out of myself over looking cool, I like to think its part of my charm.I enjoy good grammar, I'm not an English teacher and don't want to correct anyone, but do appreciate when people know little things; like the difference between 'your' and 'you're' or 'Their' 'there' and 'They're'...am I asking too much??I read magazines backwards; I don’t know why...I just do.I run into inanimate objects on a regular basis.. and always apologize to them. I’m pretty good at impressions; I don’t do anyone in particular... I’m more like a parrot.I love magic... seriously love it. Someone starts doing magic tricks and I turn into a 4 year old on Christmas morning.I value kindness, manners and really appreciate little things like opening doors and saying a simple 'thank you'.I have an amazing family, and a pretty kick ass group of friends, but am at a point in my life where it would be nice to find someone awesome to spend some time with. The weather is beautiful, perfect time to sit on a patio with a drink and do some serious people watching.p.s- I generally won’t respond to people that don’t have pictures...just seems shady, who are you hiding from? Best of luck to everyone, Happy fishing! Something easy and fun... in a well lit, public place, stranger danger! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hardcore Dance American English South American Comedy Drama Family & Kids Horror
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