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VfeldOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Vfeld. I am never married jewish caucasian woman without kids from Marlton, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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JovitaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hello.Ok, apparently I am a woman with a brain....kinda an oxymoron I know........the dating selection in the valley SUCKS BALLS....1) I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.2) I may be a robot, but its not likely unless it has invaded my brain which the likelihood of that reality is like the likelihood of a Democratic President trying to start war in the middle east....Oh wait......3) I see a red door and I want it painted black.4) If I believed in a Higher Power, it would have to be the god of Music....but at the present I am a quasi pseudo humanist.5) I swear way too damn much (But I look cute doing it, teehee***I LOVE lists7) I hate that I love lists8) A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most f*cking amazing song ever in the history of EVER...and if you don't agree u are kinda retarded. Oh and The Beatles Rubber Soul is the best album of all time. Word9) I believe in gender roles quite a bit......I'm kind of old fashioned, I think men are the breadwinners and women belong in the kitchen. ***I work Full Time, as should you...and have at LEAST an Associates Degree. ***I don't have any children (None that I know of anyway***In between working FT as a nurse, I take care of my mom who is dying from cancer. I have learned that life is about the moments you make time for and the fun and joy you can find even in the most darkest times....oh and learning to be the comforter to your mom REALLY makes you grow up.***Not meaning u are to rescue me, HARDLY. Just understand where I am at in my life, and whether or not you can handle the pretty emotional times I am having and will have as my mom's caregiver.***Spent my 20s partying way too damn much, so if you are in that party mentality, it wont work.;...but not for an unborn goat....u gotta draw the line somewhere.***pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small,....and the tiny blue pill makes MANY women happy.***Everytime an unborn canine does, Jesus cries. Lets stop the insanity people***My big goal in life is to be a successful author, the US version of JK Rowling....only with talent***was kinda ****y, blame it on 18. Jesus has that effect on me***I kinda have ADD which means.....ohh look a shiny penny on the floor. Woohoo I can retire now.***Well, you can rock it, you can roll it, do the slop and even Stroll it at the hop***Lucky you, because I have a dead father you will never have to meet him. Go you!!***I confess....I listen to Britney Spears autotuned music.***Freaking Tosh.0 is awesome***I'm girly enough NOT to enjoy camping, but if I like u enough, I will stay at a hotel while u do the whole tent experience. And if I really like you, I may try it once and then hate you for the rest of your life. So try not to let me really like you, mmkay?***Appearance and physical chemistry DO matter....otherwise its called friendship. ***U better dance, or be willing to try....especially if you want this non camping girl to camp with you....then u better dance and pretend u like it....but bonus points to those who would actually like to take salsa or other latin dance classes with me.***Big Confession.....I like animals way more than I like people.***I enjoy my profession where I truly help those who are most in need....but many times I truly enjoy that glass of Alcohol after work more than anything else.***I really don't drink much and I can get drunk on apple cider (true story***Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah! GaGa-oo-la-la!Ohh and yes I DO have teeth. Ok? Spent tons of money on them with the whole braces deal when I was 15. Why I don't smile in pictures...ummm I am smiling. I just personally dont like the look of cheesy toothy grins for myself and for those of you with teeth fetishes, get a normal one like feet or fur k?
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GerriOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I've been out of the country for about a year...which makes me feel like a little bit of a friendless geek. So I'm looking for someone to hang out with and go do stuff with...mostly looking for hiking and climbing buddies.I like rock climbing, hiking, swimming, running, anything that gets me outside or rips skin off/leaves bruises. I'm also big on exploring and learning new skills. I'm curious and varied to the point of eccentric. I'm not always kind, but I'm always honest. I'm impatient and fairly aggressive. I'm also a massive klutz and seldom do anything right on the first go around. I have a tendancy to squeak when I fall down. I write prolifically and talk about nothing. I will seldom verbalize the things that mean the most to me. I'm not good with the squishy feelings. I like to cuddle but I'm really crappy at romance. I don't like cutting my hair, but the color changes every now and again. Right now it's blonde. "Do one thing every day that scares you" and "Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself" are two of my favorite quotes.I am not a princess, nor am I looking to be treated like a princess, queen, goddess, lady, insertlamecheeseytermofendearmenthere. I'm not a fan of pedestals, they tip over too easy. I'm not a tomboy, but I don't sit around wondering if what I'm doing is considered masculine or feminine. I do things that I enjoy doing. It's too easy. All I want in a guy is a buddy that I can go rock climbing with, go to the shooting range with, go learn bow hunting with and plan for the zombie apocolypse and discussing string theory and Tao, go scuba diving and kayaking in remote far away places, go climb random mountains, go to the gym and beat the bejeebies out of each other sparring, then go home to a nice hot shower, curl up and watch action comedy superhero movies or play MMORPGs followed up by "crazy wild monkey furniture breaking oh my gawd the neighbors think we're killing each other" sex...I really think it shouldn't be that difficult to come by.I'm not universally attractive. If you're not interested in me, you're not. I won't expect you to write me back. If I don't find you attractive, I'm not going to write you back. It's not to be rude. I just have no desire to get to know you, the same as passing by hundreds of random strangers on the street each day. and not pausing to get to know each and every one of them unless there's something that sparks my interest.*sigh* and I guess I need to add this disclaimer...I do not, do not, DO NOT trade "sexy" or nude photos with anyone EVER. If you can't get the idea of what I look like from what I've got posted, then sorry, your imagination sucks. Pestering me to trade pics is pretty much cause for termination of conversation with no questions asked. I've got my kinky side, but nothing goes on film or digits ever. I don't have a cookie cutter ideal of the first date. It depends on who I'm with.