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Crissy, 35

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About Me

...i dont really like reading profiles, cuz everybody seems to be too sweet'n'sugar, and u usually get an opposite person in real life... things that i might check on your profile are actually your basic info, like age, occupancy etc. I created this profile about 3 years ago, but gave up in a couple of months. As for now - im looking for friends, i've just recently moved to the area and trying to find nice intelligent people, who are not fake, who are way far from bs and have enough manhood not to act like a d.i.c.k. If u wanna write me, pls, think about it, i dont have time for BS, either for dumbass childish games...kids under 24 IM NOT UR SEXY MAMA, ok? I have one child and u not gonna be my second one, so plz handle ur testosterone.Thank you for your timeUPDATED:I dont get a few things: dear guys, WHY would you post fake profile pictures? Why do you love wasting somebody's time? Or you really think you can attract a woman with your excellent communication skills and she eventually wouldnt care that there is a short fat bold gremlin *** tall sexy superman like she saw on your profile pic? Please dont fool yourself, cuz any damn relationship will never last if it started with a lie and fakenessAnd one more thing: be real, if you are just 5'6" tall and over ***lb it CANNOT be called an average body, it calls F.A.T! At least "overweight" (would you call my body "an average" if i were 5'6" tall and ***lb? I doubt). So sorry but i had to write that, im not being mean or offensive but dont disrespect me selling BS. And please, dont start your message with your body mass index, i really dont care and i never judge ppl by their weight and height, i just hate when smb lies we gonna breakdance all night long

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Scarlet

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Oh how I love this part of the profile where I'm supposed to talk about myself and how amazing I am and all the qualities I'm looking for in a guy on my long checklist. Im gonna keep it simple since there is no checklist.....Im looking for someone fun loving, family oriented is active and lives a healthy lifestyle and wants to fly by the seat of their pants thru life together. Originally from Norcal but have become an OC local. Are their still those types of guys out there!?!? lol If you are one please hit me up and lets see where it can go. Side note: lets be real here i don't want to waste my time let alone yours if I don't reply I'm simply not interested and good luck on your search. I know I'm a shorty but I prefer taller guys. No offense just a preference. :)

  • Mitchell

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Howdy!! I enjoy moonlight strolls on the beach, red roses by the armful, and smashing pumpkins while wearing a funny costume.Kidding! I’m not a fan of any of those things (except the smashing the pumpkins, and make it a moonlight stroll at the lake or in the mountains then I’m in). More seriously, my friends would describe me as easy going, a good listener, loyal, and a goofball. I love to laugh, have fun, and make people smile. My favorite place on a Saturday night is curled up on the patio by a fire, or on a tailgate in the field watching the sun go down. I do like to go out every so often and have some fun with karaoke, but would prefer to stay in with some board games or cuddles on the couch.I grew up on a farm and have learned that chores come before fun. I do live on a farm part time so you must not be afraid to get dirty. If I’m not on my horse, I spend my free time doing yard work, crafts, painting, and just recently started doing some wood work. I love to help work on trucks, so if you want girl who isn’t afraid of a little dirt or grease you should definitely message me.You should have a sense of humor and be understanding, warm, intelligent, and honest. And a great smile doesn't hurt. ;) I really just want to be in a relationship with my best friend.There is so much more don’t be afraid to ask.

  • Ciera

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm so excited for fall and winter. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for snow this year. I do love rainy days though. Perfect for cuddling ;)I love to cook and BBQ, I love fires in the fireplace, I love cuddling and watching movies. I love the beach year round. Single mom to a diva princess and a red head monster. We have a cool ass cat and a wild ass dog. Living life and I'm a full time college student ;)I'm a pretty open book, just send me a message!If you message me with the intent of wanting to "hook up" aka "sex", stop yourself and move along. Not looking for a "hook up". No. Just no. just going out and doing anything. Maybe a stroll through the park? Maybe a hockey game? Blazers game? Bowling? Mini golf? Soccer game?

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