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Carisa
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
So I'm gonna try this online dating and put a few bullet points of my life. Let's see if anyone actually reads this.- The mountain air is like crack. What can I say? - I'm SCUBA certified which really helps me in the mountains.- I love the outdoors and am very active, but I dont jump off helicopters onto cliffs to snowboard while performing Tai Bo and fighting ninjas. Although that would be pretty cool. If I could do all that then, heck, I'd freaking date myself. You have to agree. Right? But nah, I have ran plenty of 5Ks. I played 8 years of soccer. Impressed? Yea you are.- I have my degrees in Biology and Chemistry. I'm a science nerd. I work in a lab. No I won't buy you dinner on the first date.- Can you say "nerd"? Because you'll probably say that a bunch while hanging out with me. I'm very educated on the finer things in life and can cover a broad spectrum of topics to banter about, but I tend to lean towards science, sci fi, movies, video games... I love Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, my PS3, bla, bla, bla. But that's not to go without saying that I won't jump on the opportunity to watch a football game. Or soccer game. Or hockey. Yea. Beer and football. Awesome.- Do you like tattoos? No? Do you like piercings? No? Then stop reading and go to that other chick's profile because you won't like me. You know, the chick with the hot cleavage and the duck face? The one who is a single mom and got her cosmotology license? That one.- If you haven't noticed by now I'm a very sarcastic, witty woman. I have a huge sense of humor. If you didn't notice then you've been reading with your eyes closed. Which is impressive. I'm actually impressed. That's hard to do.- Bla, bla bla women talk a lot. I don't want to give everything away because then what will we talk about? I'll leave you with this; In everyday situations I often quote movies, I like to have spontaneous dance parties, when I don't know a word I use a sound effect in it's place and I really can't look at a baby panda/puppy/owl picture without saying awwww. (See I have a girly side) Do I have to call it a date? That's a lot of pressure. Then both of us act weird because we're on the spot and trying to impress each other. It snowballs into us not being entirely genuine because we don't want the other person to know how weird we actually are. Ugh, dating. How about this? How about you don't ask me to meet you at your place the first time? Hm? I like my skin on my body. I'm a smart girl. It's not gonna happen so don't ask. How about asking to go get a nice mircobrew? Or grab a quick bite? I like food. It's not rocket science.
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Suie
Offline
Woman. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-62
Hi! My name is Suie. I am widowed other african woman with kids from Zebulon, North Carolina, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Brandon
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hello Fellas!!! I'm a fun sarcastic girl looking for someone to laugh with and explore life! I enjoy hanging out with friends and experiencing new things. The things I enjoy generally come in seasons. During the summer I'm all about being outside usually at the lake or playing sand volleyball. During the winter I tend to be more of a snuggler and stay in where it is warm and cozy. This winter though I've decided to learn how to play raquetball, anyone willing to give a lesson or two?V. I prefer to see them in person. I like going to the movies and like all genres, but especially the scary movies...not the slasher kind though, I think you need more than just blood and a screaming busty blond running around in her underwear...but hey that's just me. I always love meeting new people and I'm looking forward to meeting you too...I also love to cook), then going for a dip in a lake. I love swimming!!! Watching the sun go down over a mountain ridge while the moon rises and the stars appear would be the best ending to a beautiful day. Could you think of anything better?