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AkakaybabyOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-37
I don't have a subscription to this app so if you want to talk, hit me up on ***
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CaciaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Sometimes it's good to change it up with the headline, even if it's unrelated to this profile. Perhaps your heart leapt if you thought, just for an ***, that I have Doozers, or know where we can find some. Or know a little Italian place that serves them.I don't. I'm sorry about that.I guess this profile sort of did wind up being about Doozers after all!I'm a technical writer by day, improv performer by night. Steady by weirdo standards, weirdo by norm standards, I suppose. Now that I have this actual job, I'm trying to get my attention span back to a reasonable length.I'm going to have to interview some people who know me and then come back to this. Or just write something funny *** are we kidding? This is just to draw you in, anyway, to know if we click we have to meet. It's like expecting the spam *** the size of your penis. You have to take the pills for that! The *** to get you excited about ordering those pills.I'm not interested in couples. Getting to know one another in any old low pressure way.
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ElizbethOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm not looking for a relationship right now, it wouldn't be right, my body is in internal crisis. I've been sick for a while and I've been sitting in the public health system for a long time. That's called health baggage and ain't right to bring into a relationship. Why put it in a profile? If by some miracle I do have a conversation that isn't someone telling me to piss off for saying hi, and I do meet up with people, it's going to come out anyway. Now it's out, much like me. I do need to get out and I need to make some friends who are like me. Not sick, but gay. I love my straight friends, but they don't always get it and there's supposedly this great gay community, in which I know 1 gay person! Seriously!I like to laugh I like to joke around. I like to talk to people and I enjoy conversations with strangers. That's the whole point to making a profile yes?Things you won't know about me...I like ballet and theater and I really want to go to a proper opera. I also love old black and white movies and I'm a total time warp to the 30's and 40's when it comes to dating. I'm a complete product of my upbringing and believe in being a gentleman where it counts. Things on my bucket list...I want to learn how to ballroom dance (sorry but I'm so taking the lead), I have a mind that goes a mile a minute in a hundred different directions and it keeps spinning on making a trombone the good old old olde (old English even!) fashioned way, by hand and it's all mapped out in my head where all things learned and planned live. I have a need to be busy and to feed my mind and my hands. Currently I'm making a guitar. It's almost done. It's what I've been doing since I really started feeling bad. I do attempt to initiate conversations still, dammit! It's like a disease! And I swear! Carp on a cracker! Also like a disease!If you do decide you're looking to meet people hit me with a message. I write back ;) Coffee works. So does beer. It's not a date unless you call it that I'm making no assumptions and I'm not going to cross a line and try to bed you so don't cross a line and use me either, I'm so not that person. That's something by invite only and not taken lightly by me.